Paw and the Outhouse

Sazerac · 09-24-2001, 07:18 PM

PAW AND THE OUTHOUSE

Maw is outside hangin' up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. She walks in and says, "Paw, git out thar and fix that thar outhouse."

Paw says, "All right, Maw."

Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"

Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put yore haid down in the hole."

Paw says, "I ain't puttin my haid in that thar hole!"

Maw says, "Well yore gonna have to if'n yore gonna fix the problem!"

So Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit, mind ya) and then hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"

Maw hollers, "Now pull yore haid out of the hole."

Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, m' beard's stuck in the wood cracks in the seat!"

Maw says, "Aggervatin', ain't it?"

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Grand-Ranger · 09-24-2001, 08:21 PM

pretty funny sazs

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John D Harris · 09-24-2001, 10:33 PM

ROTFLMAO

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Sir Taliesin · 09-24-2001, 10:33 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!
GOD, I HURT!!!
YOUR KILLIN' ME!!!!

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Zateel · 09-26-2001, 05:51 AM

This one is too good! I'm sending it to my mother-in-law now.

Lifetime · 09-26-2001, 06:31 AM

Uh.. I dont get it..
Can someone explain that?

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Donut · 09-26-2001, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lifetime:
Uh.. I dont get it..
Can someone explain that?

It's like this. The hairs from Paw's beard were getting caught in the cracks in the wooden toilet seat because he was pressing his chin against it and it was very painful. Now put yourself in Maw's position

. She has to sit on the seat.

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Lioness · 09-26-2001, 06:50 AM

LOL!!!!

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DragonMage · 09-26-2001, 09:30 AM

OMG! ROTFLMAO! I'm gonna spam all my friends with this one!

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09-24-2001, 07:18 PM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	PAW AND THE OUTHOUSE Maw is outside hangin' up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. She walks in and says, "Paw, git out thar and fix that thar outhouse." Paw says, "All right, Maw." Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!" Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put yore haid down in the hole." Paw says, "I ain't puttin my haid in that thar hole!" Maw says, "Well yore gonna have to if'n yore gonna fix the problem!" So Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit, mind ya) and then hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!" Maw hollers, "Now pull yore haid out of the hole." Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, m' beard's stuck in the wood cracks in the seat!" Maw says, "Aggervatin', ain't it?" ------------------ *I know who you are...I saw what you did!*

09-24-2001, 08:21 PM	#2
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	pretty funny sazs ------------------ So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be Grand-Jester of Laghing Hyenas Messenger of the Emerald Dragon May a pregnant yak chew on your ear for all eternity. A guitar solo is to a guitarsist is what a palette is too a painter.

09-24-2001, 10:33 PM	#3
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 62 Posts: 3,577	ROTFLMAO ------------------ Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800 High powered rifle with scope $1000 Hotel room with roof access $100 A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS!

09-24-2001, 10:33 PM	#4
Sir Taliesin Silver Dragon Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: Knoxville, TN USA Age: 60 Posts: 1,641	ROTFLMAO!!!! GOD, I HURT!!! YOUR KILLIN' ME!!!! ------------------ Sir Taliesin If they take my gun can I still use my Axe?

09-26-2001, 05:51 AM	#5
Zateel Zhentarim Guard Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Long Beach, MS Posts: 354	This one is too good! I'm sending it to my mother-in-law now.

09-26-2001, 06:31 AM	#6
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	Uh.. I dont get it.. Can someone explain that? ------------------ No-Name Face

09-26-2001, 06:50 AM	#8
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	LOL!!!! ------------------ Lil' Angel Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe Bestest Mate of the Cyan Knight Lady of Jerome, The Fallen Paladin Honored Friend of the Warrior SSJ4Sephiroth, and the Arch-Mage Jafin PeaceKeeping Force, Intelligence Division

09-26-2001, 09:30 AM	#9
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 2,767	OMG! ROTFLMAO! I'm gonna spam all my friends with this one! ------------------ The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c) Owner/operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Mage extraordinair. Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy Hopeless Romantic sigh "Allright! We'll call it a draw." [This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 09-26-2001).]

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