BGII defecation... your speculations - Page 3

Donut · 03-18-2001, 05:32 AM

Q What's brown and sticky and you find it on the ground?

A A stick.

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MORDRICK THE MAD · 03-18-2001, 07:48 AM

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?.
MY BABY MONK IS HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT POO POO NOW!

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Father Bronze · 03-18-2001, 10:40 AM

LOL Donut.

But seriously (if I can post seriously on this thread), I always thought of Korgan as one who could/did eat nails. I wonder what that does to his intestinary tract?

Zateel · 03-18-2001, 11:03 AM

Well, Korgan doesn't strike me as the type to chew too carefully, which brings us to the question:

Do the hemaglobin building properties of eating nails (I mean the highly ferrous ones) offset the effects of intestinal hemorrage, or do the innately alkali(in comparison) digestive enzymes of Dwarves inhibit gaining an advantage in iron binding capacity?

Some things just keep me up at night, you know?

For an empirical answer to your question, I'd have to go with visual observation as my primary tool so I could discover:

Is his dookey red, or is it brown? Thanks God for a Constitution modifier for Dwarves, is all I can say.

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and the flaming sword turning every way, guards the tree of life.

Father Bronze · 03-18-2001, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zateel:
Do the hemaglobin building properties of eating nails (I mean the highly ferrous ones) offset the effects of intestinal hemorrage, or do the innately alkali(in comparison) digestive enzymes of Dwarves inhibit gaining an advantage in iron binding capacity?

Very interesting. However, I don't think that the iron alone would offset the intestinal hemorrage. Never fear though, I don't believe that Korgan only eats nails. An occasional nail or two shouldn't hurt too much. Especially if chewed well.

Azreall, Master of War · 03-18-2001, 11:41 AM

man, you people are WEIRD...
So I feel at home here...

Well... and new target :

Khalid : Does it come out in shocks ??? You know... the way bunnies do it ??? like rpf-prf-pr-praf-p-p-p-PRAF !!!
Or is his shit just as weak as he is ? Does it drip out, straight into his kneeholes ? Hehe, that must be why he's always so jumpy... Somebody might notice that Khalid went PooPoo...

Or what about the Otyough ??? Out wich hole does he "loses some encumberance" ?
Maybe it would be an Idea for BG : Throne of Bhaal to let him have a special atack : Toxic Shit Attack.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHhhh... IT BURNS !!!

Zateel · 03-18-2001, 11:44 AM

Maybe Edwin can cast "Grease" on his a**hole, and he could "save vs. nails"

If he fails, he's have a "Color Spray" out the back!

Zateel · 03-18-2001, 11:47 AM

I don't know about the Otyough, but watch out for Fiirkrag's back-up when he runs out of breath weapons! That'll teach that thief to sneak up behind...

Lord of Alcohol · 03-18-2001, 01:48 PM

Well lets not forget Mazzy. As she is a hafling I speculate a small yet dainty specimen, solid and full of hafling health. I suspect earthy colors prevail. Perhaps with a pink ribbon around it for decorative purposes

Azreall, Master of War · 03-18-2001, 01:55 PM

Yeah, a color spray allright. In just 1 color (I'll let you guys imagine WHAT color exactly).

And about Mazzy's shit. She is so Lawfull, her Anal-mass must be Radiating with goodness. You know with all the lights. And maybe it has one of those golden circless on it, and some angels around it.

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03-18-2001, 05:32 AM	#21
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	Q What's brown and sticky and you find it on the ground? A A stick. ------------------ The Truth is in the Profile

03-18-2001, 07:48 AM	#22
MORDRICK THE MAD The Magister Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Nottingham,England Posts: 102	WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?. MY BABY MONK IS HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT POO POO NOW! ------------------ At an early age, Mordrick the Monk showed Promise!

03-18-2001, 10:40 AM	#23
Father Bronze Baaz Draconian Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Northern Illinois Age: 55 Posts: 719	LOL Donut. But seriously (if I can post seriously on this thread), I always thought of Korgan as one who could/did eat nails. I wonder what that does to his intestinary tract?

03-18-2001, 11:03 AM	#24
Zateel Zhentarim Guard Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Long Beach, MS Posts: 354	Well, Korgan doesn't strike me as the type to chew too carefully, which brings us to the question: Do the hemaglobin building properties of eating nails (I mean the highly ferrous ones) offset the effects of intestinal hemorrage, or do the innately alkali(in comparison) digestive enzymes of Dwarves inhibit gaining an advantage in iron binding capacity? Some things just keep me up at night, you know? For an empirical answer to your question, I'd have to go with visual observation as my primary tool so I could discover: Is his dookey red, or is it brown? Thanks God for a Constitution modifier for Dwarves, is all I can say. ------------------ and the flaming sword turning every way, guards the tree of life.

03-18-2001, 11:41 AM	#26
Azreall, Master of War Dungeon Master Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands Posts: 84	man, you people are WEIRD... So I feel at home here... Well... and new target : Khalid : Does it come out in shocks ??? You know... the way bunnies do it ??? like rpf-prf-pr-praf-p-p-p-PRAF !!! Or is his shit just as weak as he is ? Does it drip out, straight into his kneeholes ? Hehe, that must be why he's always so jumpy... Somebody might notice that Khalid went PooPoo... Or what about the Otyough ??? Out wich hole does he "loses some encumberance" ? Maybe it would be an Idea for BG : Throne of Bhaal to let him have a special atack : Toxic Shit Attack.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHhhh... IT BURNS !!!

03-18-2001, 11:44 AM	#27
Zateel Zhentarim Guard Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Long Beach, MS Posts: 354	Maybe Edwin can cast "Grease" on his a**hole, and he could "save vs. nails" If he fails, he's have a "Color Spray" out the back!

03-18-2001, 11:47 AM	#28
Zateel Zhentarim Guard Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Long Beach, MS Posts: 354	I don't know about the Otyough, but watch out for Fiirkrag's back-up when he runs out of breath weapons! That'll teach that thief to sneak up behind...

03-18-2001, 01:48 PM	#29
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	Well lets not forget Mazzy. As she is a hafling I speculate a small yet dainty specimen, solid and full of hafling health. I suspect earthy colors prevail. Perhaps with a pink ribbon around it for decorative purposes

03-18-2001, 01:55 PM	#30
Azreall, Master of War Dungeon Master Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands Posts: 84	Yeah, a color spray allright. In just 1 color (I'll let you guys imagine WHAT color exactly). And about Mazzy's shit. She is so Lawfull, her Anal-mass must be Radiating with goodness. You know with all the lights. And maybe it has one of those golden circless on it, and some angels around it.

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