Are you Ladies really this Gullible?

John D Harris · 11-15-2001, 07:34 PM

On a shopping spree at Walmart this evening with the Lady Dorothy(my wife), she stopped to get a book to read. Being the dutiful husband I stood around as the Lady Dorothy searched for her book, I spied a cover of a women's magazine. One of the articles was "6 sex movies that men love", save your money, men love all sex movies! Why to you think we guys will sit through a sub-titled foriegn film, for the plot?, the message?, heck no it because sooner or later we know that the leading lady will take her top off. Now ladies if you see an article that says "6 romance movies (chick-flicks for us guys) that Men love" buy that magazine, e-mail me the list, because that is something I gotta see!

Aelia Jusa · 11-16-2001, 05:40 AM

Are you gentlemen really that shallow

j/k

To answer your question, yes we are. I believe everything I read in women's magazines. That is why I'm on the cabbage soup diet, I have a Meg Ryan shag cut, and only Manolo Blahniks will do

I did a magazine romance quiz and it turned out my boyfriend and me weren't compatible at all, so I dumped him right away

Now excuse me, but my Cosmo beckons

WOLFGIR · 11-16-2001, 07:28 AM

Aelia Nope, not really.. If I´m interested in seeing breasts I rather buy a magazine for women.. they seem to contain that alot.. I´ve heard!

...and John

[img]smile.gif[/img]
Err.. sit through a complete booring movie to see breasts??
Why don´t you tell your lady that instead of watching some foreign babe, you rather take a look at her breasts instead??

-- Or is it just me being to damn dumb and stupidly honest saying what I feel and think?? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Wolfie completely oput of truth [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir ReGiN · 11-16-2001, 10:06 AM

quote:
Originally posted by WOLFGIR:
Aelia Nope, not really.. If I´m interested in seeing breasts I rather buy a magazine for women.. they seem to contain that alot.. I´ve heard!

...and John [img]smile.gif[/img]
Err.. sit through a complete booring movie to see breasts??
Why don´t you tell your lady that instead of watching some foreign babe, you rather take a look at her breasts instead??

-- Or is it just me being to damn dumb and stupidly honest saying what I feel and think?? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Wolfie completely oput of truth [img]smile.gif[/img]

Wolfgir, that's the true swedish spirit!

"Visa jänkarna hur dom ska tas"

Aelia Jusa · 11-16-2001, 07:45 PM

Wolfgir - good to know [img]smile.gif[/img]

John D. - actually any WM I've ever read assures me that men have an unhealthy and all-encompassing preoccupation with breasts. I believe them, too [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sazerac · 11-16-2001, 07:49 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:
Are you gentlemen really that shallow j/k

To answer your question, yes we are. I believe everything I read in women's magazines. That is why I'm on the cabbage soup diet, I have a Meg Ryan shag cut, and only Manolo Blahniks will do

Oh, I've just got to ask...what on earth are Manolo Blahniks???

Aelia Jusa · 11-16-2001, 07:53 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Sazerac:

Oh, I've just got to ask...what on earth are Manolo Blahniks???

They're shoes, dahling; so worn by the favourite of all WM readers, SJP of Sex and the City fame

AzureWolf · 11-16-2001, 08:10 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:
John D. - actually any WM I've ever read assures me that men have an unhealthy and all-encompassing preoccupation with breasts

[img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img]

[ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: AzureWolf ]

Aelia Jusa · 11-16-2001, 08:17 PM

quote:
Originally posted by AzureWolf:

[img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img]

So even evil overlords are not immune it seems. I'll keep that in mind [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Aelia Jusa ]

Neb · 11-16-2001, 08:19 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:

So even evil overlords are not immune it seems. I'll keep that in mind [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Aelia Jusa ]

That wasn't what he was looking at, he was staring at Mimi's beautiful dance.

11-15-2001, 07:34 PM	#1
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 62 Posts: 3,577	On a shopping spree at Walmart this evening with the Lady Dorothy(my wife), she stopped to get a book to read. Being the dutiful husband I stood around as the Lady Dorothy searched for her book, I spied a cover of a women's magazine. One of the articles was "6 sex movies that men love", save your money, men love all sex movies! Why to you think we guys will sit through a sub-titled foriegn film, for the plot?, the message?, heck no it because sooner or later we know that the leading lady will take her top off. Now ladies if you see an article that says "6 romance movies (chick-flicks for us guys) that Men love" buy that magazine, e-mail me the list, because that is something I gotta see! __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

11-16-2001, 05:40 AM	#2
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 4,867	Are you gentlemen really that shallow j/k To answer your question, yes we are. I believe everything I read in women's magazines. That is why I'm on the cabbage soup diet, I have a Meg Ryan shag cut, and only Manolo Blahniks will do I did a magazine romance quiz and it turned out my boyfriend and me weren't compatible at all, so I dumped him right away Now excuse me, but my Cosmo beckons __________________

11-16-2001, 07:28 AM	#3
WOLFGIR Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Sweden Age: 50 Posts: 3,450	Aelia Nope, not really.. If I´m interested in seeing breasts I rather buy a magazine for women.. they seem to contain that alot.. I´ve heard! ...and John [img]smile.gif[/img] Err.. sit through a complete booring movie to see breasts?? Why don´t you tell your lady that instead of watching some foreign babe, you rather take a look at her breasts instead?? -- Or is it just me being to damn dumb and stupidly honest saying what I feel and think?? [img]smile.gif[/img] Wolfie completely oput of truth [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Don´t eat the yellow snow

11-16-2001, 10:06 AM	#4
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	quote: Originally posted by WOLFGIR: Aelia Nope, not really.. If I´m interested in seeing breasts I rather buy a magazine for women.. they seem to contain that alot.. I´ve heard! ...and John [img]smile.gif[/img] Err.. sit through a complete booring movie to see breasts?? Why don´t you tell your lady that instead of watching some foreign babe, you rather take a look at her breasts instead?? -- Or is it just me being to damn dumb and stupidly honest saying what I feel and think?? [img]smile.gif[/img] Wolfie completely oput of truth [img]smile.gif[/img] Wolfgir, that's the true swedish spirit! "Visa jänkarna hur dom ska tas" __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

11-16-2001, 07:45 PM	#5
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 4,867	Wolfgir - good to know [img]smile.gif[/img] John D. - actually any WM I've ever read assures me that men have an unhealthy and all-encompassing preoccupation with breasts. I believe them, too [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________

11-16-2001, 07:49 PM	#6
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	quote: Originally posted by Aelia Jusa: Are you gentlemen really that shallow j/k To answer your question, yes we are. I believe everything I read in women's magazines. That is why I'm on the cabbage soup diet, I have a Meg Ryan shag cut, and only Manolo Blahniks will do Oh, I've just got to ask...what on earth are Manolo Blahniks??? __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

11-16-2001, 07:53 PM	#7
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 4,867	quote: Originally posted by Sazerac: Oh, I've just got to ask...what on earth are Manolo Blahniks??? They're shoes, dahling; so worn by the favourite of all WM readers, SJP of Sex and the City fame __________________

11-16-2001, 08:10 PM	#8
AzureWolf 20th Level Warrior Join Date: May 3, 2001 Location: . Age: 40 Posts: 2,762	quote: Originally posted by Aelia Jusa: John D. - actually any WM I've ever read assures me that men have an unhealthy and all-encompassing preoccupation with breasts [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img] [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: AzureWolf ]

11-16-2001, 08:17 PM	#9
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 4,867	quote: Originally posted by AzureWolf: [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img] So even evil overlords are not immune it seems. I'll keep that in mind [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Aelia Jusa ] __________________

11-16-2001, 08:19 PM	#10
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	quote: Originally posted by Aelia Jusa: So even evil overlords are not immune it seems. I'll keep that in mind [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Aelia Jusa ] That wasn't what he was looking at, he was staring at Mimi's beautiful dance.

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