A Little Too Real

Arvon · 01-18-2004, 10:33 AM

What is Marriage?

A man was talking to his daughter one day. She was a typical four year old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. Out of the blue she asked her dad to explain what marriage was.

So Dad explained. But when the young girl appeared to be having difficulty grasping the concept, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking perhaps visual images would help.

One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, and the reception.

"Now do you understand?" he asked.

"I think so," she said. "Is that when Mommy came to work for us?"

Harkoliar · 01-18-2004, 10:45 AM

if only the wife heard that ..

Vaskez · 01-18-2004, 11:01 AM

Hehehe, doubt it will be very popular with at least half the IW membership though

Dragonshadow · 01-18-2004, 03:59 PM

Don't get it.

Sythe · 01-18-2004, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
Don't get it.

LOL!!! Maybe that type of thing doens't happen in England. If you live in the U.S. Dragonshadow you'll understand.

shadowhound · 01-18-2004, 07:14 PM

Heh, you are a brave brave man Arvon...

Blind_Prophet · 01-18-2004, 08:16 PM

LoL sorry but thats pretty funny.

Sagramore · 01-18-2004, 08:21 PM

LoL! i don't care what you say, thats funny! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Gangrell · 01-18-2004, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sythe:

quote:
Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
Don't get it.

LOL!!! Maybe that type of thing doens't happen in England. If you live in the U.S. Dragonshadow you'll understand. [/QUOTE]Yea, it's so sad when it's true [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Good one Arvon, but I believe you may want to hide though

Edit: spelling

[ 01-18-2004, 09:21 PM: Message edited by: Gangrell ]

LordKathen · 01-19-2004, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sythe:

quote:
Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
Don't get it.

LOL!!! Maybe that type of thing doens't happen in England. If you live in the U.S. Dragonshadow you'll understand. [/QUOTE]Well, I live in the USA, and I dont get it.... What am I missing?

01-18-2004, 10:33 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	What is Marriage? A man was talking to his daughter one day. She was a typical four year old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. Out of the blue she asked her dad to explain what marriage was. So Dad explained. But when the young girl appeared to be having difficulty grasping the concept, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking perhaps visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, and the reception. "Now do you understand?" he asked. "I think so," she said. "Is that when Mommy came to work for us?" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-18-2004, 10:45 AM	#2
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	if only the wife heard that .. __________________ Catch me if you can..

01-18-2004, 11:01 AM	#3
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Hehehe, doubt it will be very popular with at least half the IW membership though __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

01-18-2004, 07:14 PM	#6
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	Heh, you are a brave brave man Arvon... __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

01-18-2004, 08:16 PM	#7
Blind_Prophet Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Yokosuka Japan Age: 38 Posts: 1,168	LoL sorry but thats pretty funny. __________________ The height of narcissism

01-18-2004, 03:59 PM	#4
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	Don't get it.

01-18-2004, 08:21 PM	#8
Sagramore Avatar Join Date: December 26, 2002 Location: Connecticut Age: 35 Posts: 528	LoL! i don't care what you say, thats funny! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] __________________ \"\'Fleshy, honey\' the paladin said, \'Yes, baby\' said the golem\"<br /><br />I have seen the others and I have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[pimpser]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/pimpser.gif\" />

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