The Professional witness

Arvon · 10-11-2003, 12:03 PM

Professional Witness

An eminent psychologist was called to testify in court. A severe no nonsense professional, she sat down in the witness chair unaware that it's rear legs were set precariously on the back of the raised platform.

"Will you state your name?" asked the district attorney.

Tilting back in her chair she opened her mouth to answer, but instead catapulted head-over-heels backward and landed in a stack of exhibits and recording equipment.

Everyone watched in stunned silence as she extricated herself, rearranged her disheveled dress and hair and was reseated on the witness stand. The glare she directed at onlookers dared anyone to so much as smirk.

"Well, doctor," continued the district attorney without changing expression, "we could start with an easier question."

Raistlin Majere · 10-11-2003, 12:20 PM

LOL!!!

Mack_Attack · 10-11-2003, 12:55 PM

Another good one. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Zuvio · 10-11-2003, 12:59 PM

Sorry Arvon, mate!! (* Hope I don't get slapped around with the dumb-stick

*)

But eeehhh..... I don't get it! What's up with the witness being an eminent psychologist? [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

10-11-2003, 12:03 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Professional Witness An eminent psychologist was called to testify in court. A severe no nonsense professional, she sat down in the witness chair unaware that it's rear legs were set precariously on the back of the raised platform. "Will you state your name?" asked the district attorney. Tilting back in her chair she opened her mouth to answer, but instead catapulted head-over-heels backward and landed in a stack of exhibits and recording equipment. Everyone watched in stunned silence as she extricated herself, rearranged her disheveled dress and hair and was reseated on the witness stand. The glare she directed at onlookers dared anyone to so much as smirk. "Well, doctor," continued the district attorney without changing expression, "we could start with an easier question." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

10-11-2003, 12:20 PM	#2
Raistlin Majere Ra Join Date: March 26, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 36 Posts: 2,323	LOL!!! __________________ If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One. "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

10-11-2003, 12:55 PM	#3
Mack_Attack Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld Join Date: May 22, 2001 Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada Age: 51 Posts: 2,929	Another good one. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________

10-11-2003, 12:59 PM	#4
Zuvio Gold Dragon Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: Blessed are those who are not.... Age: 42 Posts: 2,556	Sorry Arvon, mate!! (* Hope I don't get slapped around with the dumb-stick ) But eeehhh..... I don't get it! What's up with the witness being an eminent psychologist*? [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://img121.exs.cx/img121/4236/zuviodemonnoname2hf.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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