AD & D Spells Not Worth Memorizing - Page 8

DarkPiper · 08-25-2001, 04:34 PM

I dunno, Moni -- that Hold Bladder could come in handy during those long morning commutes.....

DP

Drake · 08-25-2001, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moni:
You're Welcome Drake!
I knew Mel was just kidding you
Love your new friend BTW!
What a cute cuddly bunny!

Neil

says CUTE CUDDLY I KILL ALLLL

er Neil says thanks

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Drake A.K.A. bocaj and
his new friend Neil

Tancred · 08-25-2001, 07:42 PM

No-one's considered the priestly side of things...

* Cure Paper Cut
* Symbol, Smiley Face
* Summon Shrub (A shwubbery!)
* Tenser's Alarm Clock - sort of like False Dawn
* Reduce Party Strength (also known as Strength of One, ho ho)
* Spell Hair-Trigger (NO! Don't touch the WHOOOOOMPH)
* Abi-Dhalzim's Gaudy Decor (cast at will in Irenicus' Dungeon)
* Summon Invisible Illusion (where is it then?)
* Visible Stalker (Hey... that guy over there's watching me!)
* Paper Chain Lightning (projectile papier-mache)
* Batfink's Shield of Steel (anyone remember the cartoon?)
* Batfink's Sonar Radar (anyone?)
* Emotion: Teenage Angst (a more dreadful curse I find it hard to imagine)
* Summon Amusing Talking Skull
* Dawdle (somewhere between Slow and Haste)
* Invisibility 10" radius (Um... where's my stomach?)
* Pathetic Spell Deflection
* Weedy Spell Deflection
* Pansy Spell Deflection
* Illusion of Armour
* Vocalise (ANYONE can see the logical flaw in this spell, surely?)
* Tenser's Handshake Buzzer
* Unimpress Person (as well as the more powerful version, Unimpress Girl of Dreams)

Yes, I'll be memorising a few of these tonight.

Tancred

Ahem.

Melusine · 08-25-2001, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tancred:
No-one's considered the priestly side of things...

* Cure Paper Cut
* Symbol, Smiley Face
* Summon Shrub (A shwubbery!)
* Tenser's Alarm Clock - sort of like False Dawn
* Reduce Party Strength (also known as Strength of One, ho ho)
* Spell Hair-Trigger (NO! Don't touch the WHOOOOOMPH)
* Abi-Dhalzim's Gaudy Decor (cast at will in Irenicus' Dungeon)
* Summon Invisible Illusion (where is it then?)
* Visible Stalker (Hey... that guy over there's watching me!)
* Paper Chain Lightning (projectile papier-mache)
* Batfink's Shield of Steel (anyone remember the cartoon?)
* Batfink's Sonar Radar (anyone?)
* Emotion: Teenage Angst (a more dreadful curse I find it hard to imagine)
* Summon Amusing Talking Skull
* Dawdle (somewhere between Slow and Haste)
* Invisibility 10" radius (Um... where's my stomach?)
* Pathetic Spell Deflection
* Weedy Spell Deflection
* Pansy Spell Deflection
* Illusion of Armour
* Vocalise (ANYONE can see the logical flaw in this spell, surely?)
* Tenser's Handshake Buzzer
* Unimpress Person (as well as the more powerful version, Unimpress Girl of Dreams)

Yes, I'll be memorising a few of these tonight.

Tancred

Ahem.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Priceless, Tancred, simply priceless!

Wow I've missed reading your posts!

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Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, the LH,
the HADB and the SPAE(Society for the
Prevention of Acronym Extinction) &
Sultry Elflet

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

08-25-2001, 07:46 PM

LMAO Tancred!

Drake...he's cute!

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You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity.

Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

Kaz · 08-26-2001, 06:19 AM

Those are simply WONDERFUL
How about this (not as good as yours though): Summon Dragon (Size: 1")
Lose Key
Summon Diddl (have they been exported to the US or will I have to explain what a Diddl is?)
Health Missile (only usable on enemies, of course)
Enrage Bunnies
Break Arm (yours)

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I am the great Kazara

[This message has been edited by Kaz (edited 08-26-2001).]

Kaz · 08-26-2001, 08:58 AM

A useful one: Bump Thread
or maybe Empty Forum?

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I am the great Kazara

Moridin · 08-26-2001, 11:03 AM

Or for the mages that finished last in their graduating class

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Tried to memorize Chill Touch but got Bad Touch

Tried to memorize Grease but got Grease Lightning summons John Travolta and Olivia Newton John

Tried to memorize Larloch's Minor Drain but got Larloch's Clogged Drain can be dispelled with Summon Roto-rooter

Tried to memorize Vocalize but got Harmonize summons the Backstreet Boys

Tried to memorize Melf's Minute Meteors but got Melf's Minute Rice

Tried to memorize Minor Spell Deflection but got Minor Spell Depletion

Tried to memorize Farsight but got Farsighted

Tried to memorize Domination but got Dominatrix

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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig
I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time

[This message has been edited by Moridin (edited 08-26-2001).]

Kaz · 08-26-2001, 11:08 AM

LOL Moridin

. I especially liked the Clogged Drain and the Farsighted spell.

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I am the great Kazara

11-10-2001, 10:28 AM

With all the new threads devoted to RP'ing and adventure stories, I thought this might be of some use.

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08-25-2001, 04:34 PM	#71
DarkPiper Dungeon Master Join Date: May 25, 2001 Posts: 74	I dunno, Moni -- that Hold Bladder could come in handy during those long morning commutes..... DP

08-25-2001, 07:42 PM	#73
Tancred White Dragon Join Date: April 1, 2001 Location: UK Age: 43 Posts: 1,893	No-one's considered the priestly side of things... * Cure Paper Cut * Symbol, Smiley Face * Summon Shrub (A shwubbery!) * Tenser's Alarm Clock - sort of like False Dawn * Reduce Party Strength (also known as Strength of One, ho ho) * Spell Hair-Trigger (NO! Don't touch the WHOOOOOMPH) * Abi-Dhalzim's Gaudy Decor (cast at will in Irenicus' Dungeon) * Summon Invisible Illusion (where is it then?) * Visible Stalker (Hey... that guy over there's watching me!) * Paper Chain Lightning (projectile papier-mache) * Batfink's Shield of Steel (anyone remember the cartoon?) * Batfink's Sonar Radar (anyone?) * Emotion: Teenage Angst (a more dreadful curse I find it hard to imagine) * Summon Amusing Talking Skull * Dawdle (somewhere between Slow and Haste) * Invisibility 10" radius (Um... where's my stomach?) * Pathetic Spell Deflection * Weedy Spell Deflection * Pansy Spell Deflection * Illusion of Armour * Vocalise (ANYONE can see the logical flaw in this spell, surely?) * Tenser's Handshake Buzzer * Unimpress Person (as well as the more powerful version, Unimpress Girl of Dreams) Yes, I'll be memorising a few of these tonight. Tancred Ahem.

08-25-2001, 07:46 PM	#75
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO Tancred! Drake...he's cute! ------------------ You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity. Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

08-26-2001, 06:19 AM	#76
Kaz Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: August 16, 2001 Location: UK Posts: 2,891	Those are simply WONDERFUL How about this (not as good as yours though): Summon Dragon (Size: 1") Lose Key Summon Diddl (have they been exported to the US or will I have to explain what a Diddl is?) Health Missile (only usable on enemies, of course) Enrage Bunnies Break Arm (yours) ------------------ I am the great Kazara [This message has been edited by Kaz (edited 08-26-2001).]

08-26-2001, 08:58 AM	#77
Kaz Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: August 16, 2001 Location: UK Posts: 2,891	A useful one: Bump Thread or maybe Empty Forum? ------------------ I am the great Kazara

08-26-2001, 11:03 AM	#78
Moridin Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,735	Or for the mages that finished last in their graduating class ------------------------------------------------------------- Tried to memorize Chill Touch but got Bad Touch Tried to memorize Grease but got Grease Lightning summons John Travolta and Olivia Newton John Tried to memorize Larloch's Minor Drain but got Larloch's Clogged Drain can be dispelled with Summon Roto-rooter Tried to memorize Vocalize but got Harmonize summons the Backstreet Boys Tried to memorize Melf's Minute Meteors but got Melf's Minute Rice Tried to memorize Minor Spell Deflection but got Minor Spell Depletion Tried to memorize Farsight but got Farsighted Tried to memorize Domination but got Dominatrix ------------------ Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time [This message has been edited by Moridin (edited 08-26-2001).]

08-26-2001, 11:08 AM	#79
Kaz Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: August 16, 2001 Location: UK Posts: 2,891	LOL Moridin . I especially liked the Clogged Drain and the Farsighted spell. ------------------ I am the great Kazara

11-10-2001, 10:28 AM	#80
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	With all the new threads devoted to RP'ing and adventure stories, I thought this might be of some use.

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