How do I get a job in human resources?

VulcanRider · 06-13-2007, 01:43 PM

I suppose many of you know that Islam forbids unmarried or unrelated men and women to be together in a public place. This has proved problematic in some workplaces in Muslim countries. If you're going to employ men and women, then it's going to be rough keeping unmarried or unrelated men and women from being together. Well, the highest Islamic religious authority in Egypt has come up with a solution. All you have to do is figure out a way to establish some family ties between the women and her male co-workers. So ... here's what you do. A fatwa (religious edict) has been issued, which says that all the woman has to do is breast feed her male co-workers five times. After the fifth session they will have established family ties. This is gonna put a whole new spin on job interviews...

Don't believe me? Read all about it.

Morgeruat · 06-13-2007, 02:59 PM

I saw this last week, true stupidity at it's worst.

Black Baron · 06-14-2007, 03:30 AM

I would have said something, but it falls under the moratorium defenition.

M O R O N S

Harkoliar · 06-14-2007, 07:42 AM

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Originally posted by VulcanRider:
I suppose many of you know that Islam forbids unmarried or unrelated men and women to be together in a public place. This has proved problematic in some workplaces in Muslim countries. If you're going to employ men and women, then it's going to be rough keeping unmarried or unrelated men and women from being together. Well, the highest Islamic religious authority in Egypt has come up with a solution. All you have to do is figure out a way to establish some family ties between the women and her male co-workers. So ... here's what you do. A fatwa (religious edict) has been issued, which says that all the woman has to do is breast feed her male co-workers five times. After the fifth session they will have established family ties. This is gonna put a whole new spin on job interviews...

Don't believe me? Read all about it.

erhmm.. sheesh.. and here i thought they werent liberal [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Timber Loftis · 06-14-2007, 03:23 PM

Okay, so I can't see a woman's face but I can suck her teet? Hmmm.... maybe Islam ain't so bad.

VulcanRider · 06-14-2007, 05:49 PM

And it doesn't say if the feedings have to be within a certain time. Go for four, wait a while, oops -- too long, gotta start over. And is that for every man in the company, or just the ones in her department? And are they still going to pay her less than the men get? Inquiring minds want to know...

Iron Greasel · 06-18-2007, 11:18 AM

I don't think it's going to catch on. But funny none the less.

06-13-2007, 01:43 PM	#1
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 59 Posts: 1,971	I suppose many of you know that Islam forbids unmarried or unrelated men and women to be together in a public place. This has proved problematic in some workplaces in Muslim countries. If you're going to employ men and women, then it's going to be rough keeping unmarried or unrelated men and women from being together. Well, the highest Islamic religious authority in Egypt has come up with a solution. All you have to do is figure out a way to establish some family ties between the women and her male co-workers. So ... here's what you do. A fatwa (religious edict) has been issued, which says that all the woman has to do is breast feed her male co-workers five times. After the fifth session they will have established family ties. This is gonna put a whole new spin on job interviews... Don't believe me? Read all about it. __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!

06-13-2007, 02:59 PM	#2
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 43 Posts: 5,421	I saw this last week, true stupidity at it's worst. __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

06-14-2007, 03:30 AM	#3
Black Baron Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: September 7, 2003 Location: Israel Age: 39 Posts: 877	I would have said something, but it falls under the moratorium defenition. M O R O N S __________________ Case from my reservist service: Kids attention, I have brought you something... Don't pull that ring private!!

06-14-2007, 03:23 PM	#5
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Okay, so I can't see a woman's face but I can suck her teet? Hmmm.... maybe Islam ain't so bad. __________________

06-14-2007, 05:49 PM	#6
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 59 Posts: 1,971	And it doesn't say if the feedings have to be within a certain time. Go for four, wait a while, oops -- too long, gotta start over. And is that for every man in the company, or just the ones in her department? And are they still going to pay her less than the men get? Inquiring minds want to know... __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!

06-18-2007, 11:18 AM	#7
Iron Greasel Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 13, 2004 Location: Finland Age: 35 Posts: 1,701	I don't think it's going to catch on. But funny none the less. __________________

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