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Old 12-07-2001, 05:58 PM   #1
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A freind of mine still in the army sent this to me. The Marines and the Army constantly like to razz each other. The Army likes to make fun of the fact that the Marines are a corp of the Navy. This Razz is hard to beat! I imagine it's caused a couple of bar fights.


Q: Why are there Marines on Navy ships?

A: Sheep would be too obvious!

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*ROTFLMAO*

*Wipes tear from eye*

*Sigh* That one kills me!
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Old 12-07-2001, 06:00 PM   #2
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thats pretty funny
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Old 12-07-2001, 07:36 PM   #3
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quote:
Originally posted by Sir Kenyth:
A freind of mine still in the army sent this to me. The Marines and the Army constantly like to razz each other. The Army likes to make fun of the fact that the Marines are a corp of the Navy. This Razz is hard to beat! I imagine it's caused a couple of bar fights.


Q: Why are there Marines on Navy ships?

A: Sheep would be too obvious!

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

*ROTFLMAO*

*Wipes tear from eye*

*Sigh* That one kills me!



dang, i dont get it
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Old 12-07-2001, 11:44 PM   #4
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dang, i dont get it




I'll bet if you download Wierd Al's parody "Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep" it will become clear to you.
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Old 12-08-2001, 12:20 AM   #5
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im a marine, so i have a good one for you.

What does army stand for?

Arent Ready for Marines Yet!!!! hahahahahahahahahhahahaha

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Old 12-08-2001, 12:30 AM   #6
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Old 12-08-2001, 03:10 AM   #7
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lol very funny. I guess both the army and marines get alot of these jokes.
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Old 12-11-2001, 02:20 PM   #8
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It's funny. The Army and Marines probably have the most similar structure and training habits. Most Army posts have a Marine detachment. I think the heckling is mostly good natured fun. I've always gotten along with the Marines I knew. Of course, I was working on their PCs too! Marines are more combat and less technically oriented. They nearly always win physical ability and marksmanship competitions as a unit when competing against Army garrison units. It's pretty much all they do. PT and combat training. Strangely enough, the Army always had the best individual performer in each event. Must be because there is a larger number of soldiers in comparison.
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