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04-02-2003, 04:12 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
Posts: 4,212
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It's Great to be a Dog
1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. 2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older. 3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair. 4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health. 5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute. 6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours. 7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff. 8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault. 9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back. 10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you. 
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04-02-2003, 04:29 PM
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John Locke
 Join Date: February 7, 2002
Location: Edmonton, Canada
Age: 35
Posts: 8,985
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Lol! Now I wanna be a dog! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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04-02-2003, 04:38 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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Dog drools cat rules!
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04-02-2003, 04:43 PM
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John Locke
Join Date: February 7, 2002
Location: Edmonton, Canada
Age: 35
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04-02-2003, 05:26 PM
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Red Wizard of Thay
 Join Date: November 23, 2001
Location: That coffee stain on your map (Australia)
Age: 37
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Well if my old cats are anything to go on, when a cat gets over 10 years they seem to loose all control over their drool and their ability to retract their claws, proven by the fact that every time you pick them up and put them down you end up with a wet and mutilated shirt.
[img]tongue.gif[/img] But yes cats *do* rule! (Just look at my sig [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
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04-02-2003, 06:39 PM
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40th Level Warrior
Join Date: March 24, 2002
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also dogs have only 1 life. cats have 9 life.
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04-02-2003, 07:06 PM
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Symbol of Bane
 Join Date: November 26, 2001
Location: Texas
Age: 75
Posts: 8,167
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As Scott Adams says, the purpose of dogs is to make you hate your life.
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04-02-2003, 07:27 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 41
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