Moon Song

Gnarf · 04-13-2003, 01:36 PM

Here... Quite sorta very funny little thingy, this [img]smile.gif[/img]

Night Stalker · 04-13-2003, 01:49 PM

Ahh, yes .... the ever popluar RatherGood ....! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Gangrell · 04-13-2003, 01:56 PM

Scary little critters [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller · 04-13-2003, 03:24 PM

We like dee mooooon!

edit***

Seriously though, this reminds me of a scene from "Rent"

Last night I had a dream. I found myself in a desert called
Cyberland.
It was hot. My canteen had sprung a leak and I was thirsty.
Out of the abyss walked a cow -- Elsie.
I asked if she had anything to drink.
She said, "I'm forbidden to produce milk.
In Cyberland, we only drink Diet Coke."
She said, "Only thing to do is jump over the moon"
"They've closed everything real down ... like barns, troughs,
performance spaces ...
And replaced it all with lies and rules and virtual life.
But there is a way out ...

"Only thing to do is jump over the moon"
I gotta get out of here! It's like I'm being tied
to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed
in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff
by a suicidal Mickey Mouse! -- I've gotta find a way

Then a little bulldog entered. His name (we have learned) was Benny.
And although he once had principles,
He abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy
daughter of the revolution.
"That's bull," he said.
"Ever since the cat took up the fiddle, that cow's been jumpy.
And the dish and the spoon were evicted from the table -- and eloped ...
She's had trouble with that milk and the moon ever since.
Maybe it's a female thing.
'Cause who'd want to leave Cyberland anyway?...
Walls ain't so bad.
The dish and the spoon for instance.
They were down on their luck - knocked on my doghouse door.
I said, "Not in my backyard, utensils! Go back to China!"
"The only way out is up," Elsie whispered to me.
"A leap of faith. Still thirsty?" she asked.
Parched. "Have some milk."
I lowered myself beneath her and held my mouth to her swollen udder
And sucked the sweetest milk I'd ever tasted."
(MAUREEN makes a slurping, sucking sound.)
"Climb on board," she said.
And as a harvest moon rose over Cyberland,
We reared back and sprang into a gallop.
Leaping out of orbit!!!
I awoke singing

Only thing to do
Only thing to do is jump
Only thing to do is jump over the moon
Only thing to do is jump over the moon
Over the moon -- over the
Moooooooo
Mooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Moo with me!

Come on Sir Moo With me! You too Ma'am!

MOOO! MOOO!!! MOOO WITH ME EVERYONE!

*Audience is encouraged to moo*

^_^ ah that was a fun performance to put on...

[ 04-13-2003, 03:34 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

Kakero · 04-13-2003, 04:23 PM

now that's weird but funny.

LordKathen · 04-14-2003, 10:05 AM

Quite disturbing actually... [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

04-13-2003, 01:36 PM	#1
Gnarf Emerald Dragon Join Date: February 6, 2003 Location: Norway Age: 38 Posts: 928	Here... Quite sorta very funny little thingy, this [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ I want a hippo.

04-13-2003, 01:49 PM	#2
Night Stalker Lord Ao Join Date: June 24, 2002 Location: Nevernever Land Age: 49 Posts: 2,002	Ahh, yes .... the ever popluar RatherGood ....! [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [url]\"http://www.duryea.org/pinky/gurkin.wav\" target=\"_blank\">AYPWIP?</a> .... <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1ponder]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1ponder.gif\" /> <br />\"I think so Brain, but isn\'t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?\"<br /><br />Shut UP! Pinky!

04-14-2003, 10:05 AM	#6
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	Quite disturbing actually... [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] __________________

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04-13-2003, 01:56 PM	#3
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 36 Posts: 4,835	Scary little critters [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

04-13-2003, 03:24 PM	#4
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	We like dee mooooon! edit*** Seriously though, this reminds me of a scene from "Rent" Last night I had a dream. I found myself in a desert called Cyberland. It was hot. My canteen had sprung a leak and I was thirsty. Out of the abyss walked a cow -- Elsie. I asked if she had anything to drink. She said, "I'm forbidden to produce milk. In Cyberland, we only drink Diet Coke." She said, "Only thing to do is jump over the moon" "They've closed everything real down ... like barns, troughs, performance spaces ... And replaced it all with lies and rules and virtual life. But there is a way out ... "Only thing to do is jump over the moon" I gotta get out of here! It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse! -- I've gotta find a way Then a little bulldog entered. His name (we have learned) was Benny. And although he once had principles, He abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution. "That's bull," he said. "Ever since the cat took up the fiddle, that cow's been jumpy. And the dish and the spoon were evicted from the table -- and eloped ... She's had trouble with that milk and the moon ever since. Maybe it's a female thing. 'Cause who'd want to leave Cyberland anyway?... Walls ain't so bad. The dish and the spoon for instance. They were down on their luck - knocked on my doghouse door. I said, "Not in my backyard, utensils! Go back to China!" "The only way out is up," Elsie whispered to me. "A leap of faith. Still thirsty?" she asked. Parched. "Have some milk." I lowered myself beneath her and held my mouth to her swollen udder And sucked the sweetest milk I'd ever tasted." (MAUREEN makes a slurping, sucking sound.) "Climb on board," she said. And as a harvest moon rose over Cyberland, We reared back and sprang into a gallop. Leaping out of orbit!!! I awoke singing Only thing to do Only thing to do is jump Only thing to do is jump over the moon Only thing to do is jump over the moon Over the moon -- over the Moooooooo Mooooooooooooooo Mooooooooooooooooooooooo Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Moo with me! Come on Sir Moo With me! You too Ma'am! MOOO! MOOO!!! MOOO WITH ME EVERYONE! Audience is encouraged to moo ^_^ ah that was a fun performance to put on... [ 04-13-2003, 03:34 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

04-13-2003, 04:23 PM	#5
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	now that's weird but funny.

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