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Old 05-18-2001, 01:44 AM   #1
BladeMaster
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Here are some Pranks.

Cast magic mouth on the male victim's sword. Upon the drawing of the weapon, the mouth speaks only in insults such as "You hit like a girl", "Why not wear a dress?", and Are you still gay?".


Cantrip "pinch" the barmaid's rear as she walks by the fighter


Write "Property of Raistlin Majere. If found, I will find you". on the inside cover of someone's Spellbook.

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Old 05-18-2001, 08:01 AM   #2
caleb
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Join Date: April 10, 2001
Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A.
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YAY he grew a sense of humor. Whats big, red, has fangs, horns, and lives in baator?? YOUR MAMA!

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Old 05-18-2001, 08:21 AM   #3
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I was gonna do a mum one. oh well. What goes black white black white black white black white
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A nun rolling down a hill
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What's black and white and laughing?
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The nun that pushed her
 
Old 05-18-2001, 08:30 AM   #4
WOLFGIR
Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess
 

Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Sweden
Age: 50
Posts: 3,450
Quote:
Originally posted by Lord Shield:
I was gonna do a mum one. oh well. What goes black white black white black white black white
.
A nun rolling down a hill
.
What's black and white and laughing?
.
The nun that pushed her

hehe, that was funny!!


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Old 05-18-2001, 02:29 PM   #5
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Ok everyone here is a riddle for you.


This thing all things devours:
Birds, beast, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stone to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.


What am I????????



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Old 05-18-2001, 02:31 PM   #6
Jerome
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Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Scotland
Age: 37
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Time.

Or "yo momma"

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My hopes lie dashed,
Crushed from high above,
My dreams lie shattered, my heart broken,
A casulty on a battlefield called love.
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Old 05-18-2001, 02:47 PM   #7
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Well that did not take long. Jerome gets the prize. A nice big kiss from Angel.

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Old 05-18-2001, 02:49 PM   #8
Jerome
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Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Scotland
Age: 37
Posts: 4,418


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My hopes lie dashed,
Crushed from high above,
My dreams lie shattered, my heart broken,
A casulty on a battlefield called love.
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Old 05-18-2001, 02:51 PM   #9
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Well here is the next one.


What mysteries are in its creation?
Who's hand did bend its ore?
Where did the knowledge come from?
And could he have made any more?
On his finger it did lie,
Yet on his soul the more.
For the fire it would bring,
Would make his heart ring,
And death, would come knocking at his door.

What am I?


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Old 05-18-2001, 05:31 PM   #10
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Crushed from high above,
My dreams lie shattered, my heart broken,
A casulty on a battlefield called love.
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