This is Guaranteed to make you ROFL

Timber Loftis · 11-21-2002, 11:56 AM

>HU'S ON FIRST
>
>(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
>
>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>
>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>
>George: Great. Lay it on me.
>
>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>
>George: That's what I want to know.
>
>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>
>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>
>Condi: Yes.
>
>George: I mean the fellow's name.
>
>Condi: Hu.
>
>George: The guy in China.
>
>Condi: Hu.
>
>George: The new leader of China.
>
>Condi: Hu.
>
>George: The Chinaman!
>
>Condi: Hu is leading China.
>
>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>
>Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>
>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>
>Condi: That's the man's name.
>
>George: That's who's name?
>
>Condi: Yes.
>
>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
>China?
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
>Middle East.
>
>Condi: That's correct.
>
>George: Then who is in China?
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George: Yassir is in China?
>
>Condi: No, sir.
>
>George: Then who is?
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George: Yassir?
>
>Condi: No, sir.
>
>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
>China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>
>Condi: Kofi?
>
>George: No, thanks.
>
>Condi: You want Kofi?
>
>åGeorge: No.
>
>Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>
>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
>And then get me the U.N.
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>
>Condi: Kofi?
>
>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>
>äCondi: And call who?
>
>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>
>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>
>George: Will you stay out of China?!
>
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>
>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
>U.N.
>
>Condi: Kofi.
>
>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>
>(Condi picks up the phone.)
>
>Condi: Rice, here.
>
>George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
>should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
>Chinese food in the Middle East?

[edit]: Considering recent copyright concerns, I must admit this came to me through email and I do not know its origin.

[ 11-21-2002, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ]

Ronn_Bman · 11-21-2002, 11:59 AM

Abbot and Costello would be proud.

Ace of Spades · 11-21-2002, 12:10 PM

Indeed they would.

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 11-21-2002, 12:54 PM

hehehe, yes, your right, that IS funny

lmao.

Cerek the Barbaric · 11-21-2002, 01:00 PM

VERY FUNNY, TIMBER! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Larry_OHF · 11-21-2002, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
hehehe, yes, your right, that IS funny lmao.

Actually, you have just proven him wrong.
He guaranteed you'd ROFL...and all you did was LMAO.
See? I'd ask for a refund, if I were you.

11-21-2002, 01:04 PM

lol!!! after my head stopped spinning, that rocked

Ronn_Bman · 11-21-2002, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Larry_OHF:

quote:
Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
hehehe, yes, your right, that IS funny lmao.

Actually, you have just proven him wrong.
He guaranteed you'd ROFL...and all you did was LMAO.
See? I'd ask for a refund, if I were you.
[/QUOTE]ROTFLMA @Larry [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Timber Loftis · 11-21-2002, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Larry_OHF:

quote:
Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
hehehe, yes, your right, that IS funny lmao.

Actually, you have just proven him wrong.
He guaranteed you'd ROFL...and all you did was LMAO.
See? I'd ask for a refund, if I were you.
[/QUOTE]Indeed. *tosses Calaethis [img]graemlins/twocents.gif[/img] for his trouble*
[img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 11-21-2002, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timber Loftis:

quote:
Originally posted by Larry_OHF:

quote:
Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
hehehe, yes, your right, that IS funny lmao.

Actually, you have just proven him wrong.
He guaranteed you'd ROFL...and all you did was LMAO.
See? I'd ask for a refund, if I were you.
[/QUOTE]Indeed. *tosses Calaethis [img]graemlins/twocents.gif[/img] for his trouble*
[img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]*grabs it and throws it back!* what do you think I am? Someone for cheap change?! :@ LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img] btw, I put "lmao" on purpose

[img]tongue.gif[/img] *hides*

11-21-2002, 11:56 AM	#1
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	>HU'S ON FIRST > >(We take you now to the Oval Office.) > >George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? > >Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. > >George: Great. Lay it on me. > >Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. > >George: That's what I want to know. > >Condi: That's what I'm telling you. > >George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? > >Condi: Yes. > >George: I mean the fellow's name. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The guy in China. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The new leader of China. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The Chinaman! > >Condi: Hu is leading China. > >George: Now whaddya' asking me for? > >Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. > >George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? > >Condi: That's the man's name. > >George: That's who's name? > >Condi: Yes. > >George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of >China? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the >Middle East. > >Condi: That's correct. > >George: Then who is in China? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir is in China? > >Condi: No, sir. > >George: Then who is? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir? > >Condi: No, sir. > >George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of >China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. > >Condi: Kofi? > >George: No, thanks. > >Condi: You want Kofi? > >åGeorge: No. > >Condi: You don't want Kofi. > >George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. >And then get me the U.N. > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. > >Condi: Kofi? > >George: Milk! Will you please make the call? > >äCondi: And call who? > >George: Who is the guy at the U.N? > >Condi: Hu is the guy in China. > >George: Will you stay out of China?! > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the >U.N. > >Condi: Kofi. > >George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. > >(Condi picks up the phone.) > >Condi: Rice, here. > >George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we >should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get >Chinese food in the Middle East? [edit]: Considering recent copyright concerns, I must admit this came to me through email and I do not know its origin. [ 11-21-2002, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ] __________________

11-21-2002, 11:59 AM	#2
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	Abbot and Costello would be proud. __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-21-2002, 12:10 PM	#3
Ace of Spades The Magister Join Date: July 9, 2001 Location: Colorado, USA Age: 61 Posts: 108	Indeed they would. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Reviled throughout the MultiVerse<br />

11-21-2002, 01:00 PM	#5
Cerek the Barbaric Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: North Carolina Age: 61 Posts: 3,257	VERY FUNNY, TIMBER! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/cerek/cerektsrsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Cerek the Calmth

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11-21-2002, 12:54 PM	#4
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	hehehe, yes, your right, that IS funny lmao.

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Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	lol!!! after my head stopped spinning, that rocked

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