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Old 07-01-2004, 05:22 PM   #11
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If he smokes, you can take some paper matches, burn the head and then stick just the burnt head in the tips of his cigarettes.

PS. Anybody who wants to quit smoking, try this. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 07-01-2004, 05:23 PM   #12
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oh the torture..I could see that, him in the middle of the interstate, car load of mentally challanged kids, and his coffee laxative kicking in...*rubs hands together evily* muuhhhahahahaha
Just out of interest, where is your hubby going to get these *cough* special kids *cough* from. Before you answer, consider genetics.....
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Old 07-01-2004, 05:26 PM   #13
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oh the torture..I could see that, him in the middle of the interstate, car load of mentally challanged kids, and his coffee laxative kicking in...*rubs hands together evily* muuhhhahahahaha
Just out of interest, where is your hubby going to get these *cough* special kids *cough* from. Before you answer, consider genetics..... [/QUOTE]I do believe he's a transportation specialist.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Stormy.
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Old 07-01-2004, 05:28 PM   #14
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Aaaaaah - I see, a kidnapper
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Old 07-01-2004, 05:31 PM   #15
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Aaaaaah - I see, a kidnapper
LOL. I'd imagine there would be easier kids to nap. Why is it called kidnapping if it's an adult? Wouldn't it be called adultnapping?
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Old 07-01-2004, 05:40 PM   #16
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yes, he drives a limo for a medicaid company, so the "kids" who are really adults, are taken to and from doctors/schools/day cares
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Old 07-01-2004, 05:43 PM   #17
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Aaaaaah - I see, a kidnapper
LOL. I'd imagine there would be easier kids to nap. Why is it called kidnapping if it's an adult? Wouldn't it be called adultnapping? [/QUOTE]I can think of much more comfortable places for taking a nap. Instead of napping on a kid, you should try a couch. Couchnapping.
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Old 07-01-2004, 05:48 PM   #18
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Aaaaaah - I see, a kidnapper
LOL. I'd imagine there would be easier kids to nap. Why is it called kidnapping if it's an adult? Wouldn't it be called adultnapping? [/QUOTE]Now you're moving into a whole surreal scenario that I don't want to contemplate at this time [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img]
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Old 07-01-2004, 10:06 PM   #19
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ewww....bad candy bar bad! naughty candy bar for going off date *smacks candy bar over head*... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ah well you can always get another chocolate bar [img]smile.gif[/img]
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