03-04-2001, 07:41 AM | #1 |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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03-04-2001, 10:29 AM | #2 |
Zartan
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Absolute classic, stop it, stop it! (Epona rolls off her chair and onto the floor, no longer able to laugh *and* breath at the same time) ------------------ Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. |
03-04-2001, 11:20 AM | #3 |
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Clap! Clap! Clap! Another fine piece of writing I see...
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03-04-2001, 12:01 PM | #4 |
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ABSOLOUTLY QUALITY
a real classic ------------------ |
03-04-2001, 12:18 PM | #5 |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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!!this is a copied post from planetbg.com forum, original author Drakon!!
Author: Drakon <-> Date: 3/4/01 8:36:00 AM Subject: RE: Old post from page 13 (very long) about this f This is a slightly different version of the story. First of all, i actually liked the story, I really do. But the ending where every one was killed They were my favourite chars, I didn't want them killed so.... Before the two groups could do anything, a vooice booms across the space between them, "Stop! There is no need 4 violence!". TNO:Whose voice is that? Morte: Beats me chief, I may be an expert on the planes but I don't know everything. Nordom: Checking voice parameters. Property unknown. Identification unknown... Dak'kon: This voice is not known 2 me. The Bg party just go with a simple ????? As both parties were figuring out what was going on, a figure teleported into the space between them. He was dressed in the strangest of ways. Clothed in a black tunic with a symbol of a mountain with lightning, the words Black Isle, wearing a pair what could be called magnifying lenses except they seemed to be thinner and it seemed to be permanently attached to his eyes, carrying a strange white rectangular contraption with cubes on it... Voice person: no need 4 violence u r all on the same side... Dak'kon: You are not known to me... TnO:Who the Hell are you? Voice person tells about himself. Identifies himself as game designer and beta tester. Explains his job and such. Then explains situation, why there is no need 4 fight. TNO:If what you say is true, I have a bone to pick with u.. Imoen: Me too. BG guy: Me three! Game designer: Eh? Imoen: u r the one that decides the story? Fancy that putting me into all kinds of s**t!for the sake of story , leave me with this sick maniac Irenicus, u really must hate my guts or something. Minsc:You, u kill off Minsc's witch! TNO: You are the one that controls my actions, you must have fun getting me killed over and over again 4 your sadistic pleasure! You made it so I can't die. Well, I"m sick of it! Bg guy: You? Bcos of you, I"m stuck with Aerie. What the hell is wrong with you. of all people you have to pick aerie to be in MY party, when i can be having a hot sexy dark elf Viconia in my arms every night! Plus, she's a better cleric too! You really piss me off. Game guy: There's nothing u can do about it, I'm in charge. Both parties are not impressed, they have more grouses to the game designer(feel free to add your own i n future posts)they become hostile. 4 a moment, they forget about beating each other up, the 12 of them uniting against a common enemy. Game Guy: U dare attack me here, do u even know what u face? BgGuy: We don't give a damn, right scarred man? TNO grins. Game Guy: Come closer or feel the power of the almighty keyboard! Dakk'on: Let's see it face my anger.(u know what spell he is casting) The game guy knows he is in trouble. Time 4 a hasty exit.As everyone gathers their most powerful spells and attacks, he hits [SpaceBar]. time is at a standstill, giving him plenty of time to make his escape... Eventually, time resumes. Whole bunches of spells, both high and low leveled land at where he was standing moments b4. As the dust settles, the party of 12 realise their target has eluded them. As they stared at each other, they suddenly both feel they both had something in common. Both of them victims to lousy game designs, sadistic players(and bad stories like this one). This is the time they both get to know each other beter. TNO: I guess it wouldn't hurt to make a little detour. My mortality's not goin newhere, so i'll help u hunt your elusive mage. Morte: Yeah, got plenty of taunts to try out on him, heh heh.... Fall-From-Grace: Jaheira, we should talk Jaheira: I got nothing to say to u tanarri. Fall-From-Grace: Mayhap if I taught you how to cast call lightning indoors? Jaheira: You...hmmmm, i'll consider. And they all walk off, the party of 12 into the sunset, the best of friends. O.k I know this is a bad story, this is my first time o.k? And besides, I just didn't like the thought of my characters kiled off. Feel free to add or (drastically) improve my story.. You can also flame me 4 posting such low quality work 2.. |
03-04-2001, 05:20 PM | #6 |
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Well, well, it is good to know such talent for writing is among us. I tremble to think of a whole game scripted by these guys, as multiple concussions would be the result (falling of chairs while laughing, smacking your forehead to calm down etc.)
GREAT WRITING! SEND US MORE OF IT! TSO |
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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03-05-2001, 10:58 AM | #8 |
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Heh
That was good... ------------------ A Drawn Sword; A Trickle Of Blood; The Tempest Is Brewing. Nemesis.... |
03-22-2001, 02:43 AM | #9 |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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whenever i read this... i want to BUMP!!!
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03-22-2001, 02:45 AM | #10 |
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Said it before, say it again: nice work.
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