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01-25-2005, 02:08 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Sven was working at the fish plant in Minneapolis when he accidentally
cut off all ten of his fingers. He went directly to the emergency room. The doctor looked at Sven and said "Let's have the fingers and I'll see what I can do." Sven said, "I haven't got da fingers. "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2004. We have microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?" Sven says, "How da hell vas I suppost to pick dem up???
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01-25-2005, 02:10 PM
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Symbol of Moradin
 Join Date: June 5, 2002
Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana
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ROFL. It's funny but cruel.
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01-25-2005, 03:06 PM
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Silver Dragon
   Join Date: July 29, 2003
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LOL, funny, yes, but what on earth does it have to do with Sven?!
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01-25-2005, 03:48 PM
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Apophis
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Lol, good one!
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01-25-2005, 04:23 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
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lol. Very good.
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01-25-2005, 05:24 PM
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Ra
 Join Date: May 19, 2002
Location: The US of A
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The joke was lame. But I have faith Arvon has some more tricks up his sleeve!
AND He could have tried to pick them up with the palms of his hand.
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01-25-2005, 06:58 PM
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Manshoon
 Join Date: January 7, 2005
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[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
That was very funny!
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01-25-2005, 07:01 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: August 31, 2004
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No! The memories! ;(
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01-25-2005, 07:12 PM
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Harper
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just 1 [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] at most... certainly not 3... [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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01-25-2005, 07:15 PM
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Manshoon
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just 1 [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] at most... certainly not 3... [img]smile.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]But there were 3 of us laughing at it lol Nevermind! I was just informed (through torrents of fresh giggles) that I was the only one laughing at thejoke. The other two were laughing at me attempting a Swedish accent! Steve said it's lame. Gwen said "It's OK." in her "I'll tell you it's OK if it makes you feel better" tone of voice. They're just wrong! So you were right. It only gets 1 [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [ 01-25-2005, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: Violet ]
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