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Old 06-06-2001, 01:11 AM   #171
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An old Communist joke, but a good one:


A young member of the German communist party
went to his senior comrade with a strange request: he
wanted permission from the Party to emigrate to West Germany.

(It is only with the permission of the Party that people are
allowed to leave East Germany. Often it is ``granted'' as
a method of eliminating people with inappropriate attitudes.)

"For what reasons could you possibly want to leave the
Socialist paradise, young comrade?"

"Well, sir, I have a main reason, and a kind of side
reason. The side reason is this: I know our Party has
established a paradise here in the Democratic Republic, but
the reason I want to leave is that I am very afraid
that it will not last."

"Don't worry, son! It will last for ever."

"Well, good, sir: but that brings me to my main reason...."


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Old 10-20-2001, 02:20 PM   #172
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bumping the original Chamber of Laughter for the new people, including myself!

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It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul.


What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet.

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the Lioness in my sight,
warm feelings doth come,
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