To Beat an Australian - Page 4

/)eathKiller · 07-04-2002, 11:36 PM

OI what a parody!

shadowhound · 07-05-2002, 01:11 AM

Woohoo, go aussies. We have got to stick together now where is the bar?

My little speech: (trumpets play national anthem in back ground)
I dont like Celine Dion. Although i know Bazza and Shazza from Whoop Whoop they are not as bad as you think. I am ruled by a rich white prime minister, not a rich white president. I dont know French but can speak fluent American. And I ponounce it a Boot not a big shoe. I can proundly sew my countries flag on my backpack, because no-one realises we are just as guilty for the fate of the third world and everyone blames America. When i am at home i realise that i had better not protest against deforistation without risking a facce full of pepper spray and a criminal record. I beleive in keeping peace even if it means killing some teenagers for fun. I belive in turning back boatloads of Afganistan immigrants, a failing health system and lame late night cable. I beleive the French whine about everything, the English should apologise and that it is pronounces zed not zee. Australia is the worlds largest island, the best Rum and meat pie makers and the best part of the Southern Hemesphere. My Name is Shadowhound and i am proud to be Australian.
(/trumpets)

[ 07-05-2002, 01:26 AM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]

Yorick · 07-05-2002, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shadowhound:
Woohoo, go aussies. We have got to stick together now where is the bar?

Where are you from Shadowhound? Which part?

Lady Blue03 · 07-05-2002, 01:20 AM

Well, the only aussies ive met in person are my grandma and great grandma, plus some guys who were over here for the snow season

. But anyway, the aussies ive met here are all bitchin peeps, so long live Australia!

shadowhound · 07-05-2002, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yorick:
Where are you from Shadowhound? Which part?

Bundaberg QLD.

Yorick · 07-05-2002, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lady Blue03:
Well, the only aussies ive met in person are my grandma and great grandma, plus some guys who were over here for the snow season . But anyway, the aussies ive met here are all bitchin peeps, so long live Australia!

A bitchin peep. Well there you go.

Davros · 07-05-2002, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shadowhound:

quote:
Originally posted by Yorick:
Where are you from Shadowhound? Which part?

Bundaberg QLD.[/QUOTE]Aaaah, the home of the bestest brew in all the world - BUNDY

- and also the friendliest women folk too

.

Yorick · 07-05-2002, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shadowhound:

quote:
Originally posted by Yorick:
Where are you from Shadowhound? Which part?

Bundaberg QLD.[/QUOTE]Sugarcane land. Very pretty up there. I've been through there. Stayed at a friends house out in the country somewhere nearby. Has a studio out whoop whoop.

Bundaberg, Mackay right up to Cairns is a great part of the world.

shadowhound · 07-05-2002, 06:14 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Davros:

Quote:

Aaaah, the home of the bestest brew in all the world - BUNDY - and also the friendliest women folk too .

So true, the fnest brew ever created and a lot of the La femmes are very nice as well.

Yes Yorick it is very beautiful, if you are passing through, but being stuck here is like torture lol.

Davros · 07-05-2002, 07:09 PM

Hey Yorick - Mackay is what I call home - first 25 years of my life in that place. Been to Bundy a few times, and always keen to go back. Thay have two nice golf courses, and the nectar of the gods and the babes of course

.

07-04-2002, 11:36 PM	#31
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	OI what a parody! __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

07-05-2002, 01:11 AM	#32
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	Woohoo, go aussies. We have got to stick together now where is the bar? My little speech: (trumpets play national anthem in back ground) I dont like Celine Dion. Although i know Bazza and Shazza from Whoop Whoop they are not as bad as you think. I am ruled by a rich white prime minister, not a rich white president. I dont know French but can speak fluent American. And I ponounce it a Boot not a big shoe. I can proundly sew my countries flag on my backpack, because no-one realises we are just as guilty for the fate of the third world and everyone blames America. When i am at home i realise that i had better not protest against deforistation without risking a facce full of pepper spray and a criminal record. I beleive in keeping peace even if it means killing some teenagers for fun. I belive in turning back boatloads of Afganistan immigrants, a failing health system and lame late night cable. I beleive the French whine about everything, the English should apologise and that it is pronounces zed not zee. Australia is the worlds largest island, the best Rum and meat pie makers and the best part of the Southern Hemesphere. My Name is Shadowhound and i am proud to be Australian. (/trumpets) [ 07-05-2002, 01:26 AM: Message edited by: shadowhound ] __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

07-05-2002, 01:20 AM	#34
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 4,557	Well, the only aussies ive met in person are my grandma and great grandma, plus some guys who were over here for the snow season . But anyway, the aussies ive met here are all bitchin peeps, so long live Australia! __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

07-05-2002, 07:09 PM	#40
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	Hey Yorick - Mackay is what I call home - first 25 years of my life in that place. Been to Bundy a few times, and always keen to go back. Thay have two nice golf courses, and the nectar of the gods and the babes of course . __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

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