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Old 11-08-2004, 05:02 PM   #1
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Finally, I have some new jokes, lol! Enjoy!

SHIRLEY GOODNEST

Timmy was a little five year old boy whose Mom loved him very much, and being a worrier, she was concerned about him walking to school when he started Kindergarten, so she walked him to school the first couple of days

At the end of the week, he came home from school and told his mother that he did not want her walking him to school everyday. He wanted to be like the "big boys" he protested loudly.

After considering his request, she agreed.as she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor, Mrs. Goodnest, if she would please follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her. Mrs. Goodnest said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway, it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she agreed.

The next school day, Mrs. Goodnest and her little girl, Marcy, set out following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor boy he knew.

She did this for a whole week..

As the boys walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy's little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week. .

Finally he said to Timmy, "Have you noticed that lady following us to school all week? Do you know her?"

Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is."

The friend said, "Well, who is she?"

"That's just Shirley Goodnest" Timmy replied, "and her daughter Marcy."

"Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is she following us?"

"Well", Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much.

And in the psalm, it says 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life,' so I guess I'll just have to get used to it!"
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Old 11-08-2004, 05:09 PM   #2
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Lol...that is just daft!
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Old 11-08-2004, 05:22 PM   #3
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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!
Aaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

That's a dollar fine, if I ever saw one!

*copies quickly to pass it on to someone else*

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Old 11-09-2004, 06:35 AM   #4
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That's ummm.... nice Dron. made it yourself? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 11-09-2004, 07:01 AM   #5
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Heh... not too bad
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Old 11-09-2004, 08:32 AM   #6
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Not too bad... Cheered me up anyway.
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