Cloudy's Cafe-a conversation zone-July 17

Ok. Replaying the lesson in the previous thread. Jerome, watch the chocolate effect:


Summons a beautiful chocolate-swirl cheesecake and places it in front of Cloudy


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[Waluin]

Originally posted by Lord Shield: Summons a beautiful chocolate-swirl cheesecake and places it in front of Cloudy

*watches expectantly*

[sageridder]

Ahh the power of chocolate,but in the immortal words of willy wonka
"Candy is dandy,but liquor is quicker."

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[This message has been edited by sageridder (edited 07-17-2001).]

[Moridin]

Originally posted by Waluin: its just a hop, skip, and a jump to the weekend

I wish I could hop, skip, and jump right back into bed for the rest of the week

Just had the typical coffee room experience. We have the Aramark coffee makers where you put packets of coffee in the filter and press a button and *whammo*bango* there is coffee. Well, there is a group of us that likes coffee that you can't see through. I just finished a pot and playing by the rules...I started a new pot. As I put in the third packet of coffee a woman in my department came in and shockingly asked "How much coffee did you put in?" I replied that two is the norm, but three for the morning...she then embarrissingly stated that she usually only puts a 1/2 pack in no wonder the department is so groggy

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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig

[Waluin]

Bah! They are weaklings! Coffee was made to be consumed strong. The stronger and more powerful, the better.

Well, if I had the option Mor I'd definitely choose to sleep my way to the weekend as well. But since that isnt a choice I can select, heh, I guess cofee and a relatively weak positive outlook is all I can muster on a Tuesday morning

[Moridin]

So true Waulin, so true



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[Cloudbringer]

Waluin,

Hehe.. the cats DO know, I'm convinced of it. LOL Maybe the alarm clocks make some tell tale sound prior to going off? LOL

CB

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"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

[Reeka]

Good morning, everyone! I could use some industrial strength coffee. Any brewing?

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[Cloudbringer]

Kiwi, come on in and have a seat...do try to keep from roping all the patrons! hehehe

Moridin, strongest black coffee we have is in that mug you are holding! Mergers..ugh... so you gonna survive it ok?
LS... now that's not fair... you know I'm not a chocolate fiend, but chocolate swirl cheesecake... mmmm... anyone want some for breakfast? *Cloudy drifts up to the hovering dessert and sniffs deeply* MMMMMMMM

Glycerine, 8 days straight? yikes!

PB, I'll attempt it again today in a few hours (lunch time) as yesterday my pc froze up and got into an eternal 'error msg' loop while I was answering! I lost half a post! Had to get back to my work, so I'll try it today!

Morning Reeka, I think the same stuff Moridin is drinking is in a carafe on the bar, help yourself!

Cloudy

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

[Moridin]

All the coffee talk made me go and pull an email from my Dad (who I think has a coffee IV )

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You know you drink too much coffee when:

* Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

* You ski uphill.

* You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the
sack."

* You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

* You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

* You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

* The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

* You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the
timer.

* You lick your coffeepot clean.

* You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."

* You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't
even work there.

* You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

* The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

* You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

* You can jump-start your car without cables.

* Cocaine is a downer.

* All your kids are named "Joe."

* Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."

* You don't sweat, you percolate.

* You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

* You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

* You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

* When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three
more, I'll have a cup."

* The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.

* Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

* Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.

* Your life's goal IS to "amount to a hill of beans."

* Instant coffee takes too long. My favorite

* When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."

* You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a
coffee can.

* You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.

* You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.

* You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."

* You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.

* Your Thermos is on wheels.

* You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

* You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

* You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

* You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.

* You don't tan, you roast.

* Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee
to get you in the mood.

* You can't even remember your second cup.

* You introduce your spouse as your "Coffeemate."

* You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."

* Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.



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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig