The Whackmiester's Drunken Rampage 1/29/2004

WARNING!!! WARNING!!! DUCK AND COVER!!! THE WHACKMIESTER IS LOADED AND HE IS ARMED WITH A FLAMETHROWER!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! DUCK AND COVER!!!

Before I begin, let me say this: I do not intend to offend ANYONE. If you were offended, I deeply apologize.

In this drunken rampage:

1. Other Idea: NWN/IWD
2. My third mod is done.
3. The Sims: Militarized Garden Gnomes
4. The Taliban and their Flammable Beards
5. Evil Spirits: Warding them off with a Mirror
6. Reality TV
7. CCCP vs. Nazis
8. Israeli Assassinations: too Crude!

1. Other Idea: NWN/IWD.

This was an idea I had recently. What if Bioware combined Neverwinter Nights with Icewind Dale! That'd be Sweet! You'd get Dwarven City Tilesets, Elven City Tilesets, Ice Palace Tilesets, the whole deal!

2. My Third Mod is Done.

My third mod is finished and it's longer and crazier than the last one. This one just proves that I am slowly getting better at using the toolset. You can download the mod here: http://nwvault.ign.com/Files/modules...26762218.shtml

3. The Sims: Militarized Garden Gnomes.

In the Sims: Makin' Magic, you can animate Garden Gnomes with a magical lifeforce. Oh no, don't go there. See those scars on my shins? The garden gnomes gave me that.

4. The Taliban and their Flammable Beards.

Is it me, or do the Taliban have flammable beards? Just look at Osama back in 2001, his beard looked well moisterized, but now look at him! The slightest spark could set his beard ablaze and have him running around like a chicken without a head! Nevermind the tanks, the rocket launchers, and all that jazz, let's arm our troops with lighters and torch some beards! Yahoo!

5. Evil Spirits: Warding them off with Mirrors.

The Native North Americans believed that sewing a piece of mirror into your clothing could ward off evil spirits. The reason is because it'll see it's true form and pike off. You know what? I have a better idea: If you have an ass that's as hideous as mine, take a mirror, smash it, and stick your butt in the frame!

[img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img] Reality TV

Is it me, or is Reality TV getting out of hand? It started out with a bunch of people on an island(Survivor,) then it became people eating buffalo testicles for a couple of thousand bucks (Fear Factor,)and now Fox has this show where they pay this one guy to be a fat slob and this girl has to persuade her parents to let her marry him. If she pulls it off, she gets $1,000,000. This show is called "My Big Fat OBNOXIOUS Fiance." What's next? A reality show about the Mafia?

7. CCCP vs. Nazis.

I've noticed some major differences between the two fallen powers.

*The Soviet Union looked perfectly human wherease the Nazis acted like bloody mutants! Have you ever heard of Tennis Elbow? Well, the Nazis had "Marching Groin" because of the way they marched! That could NOT have been good for the groin! It was as if they were trying to kick a tall guy in the butt!

* The Nazis had more nicknames than the CCCP. Let's see...they were called "Arsewipes," "Dumbells," "Numbskulls," "Ding-Dongs," "Dead-Brains," to name but five. There were only a few names for the Soviets: Reds, Rooskies, Commies, Communists and Soviets.

* The Nazis were a perfect example of human arrogence: They didn't go down with a fight: They would have sooner cut off their nutsacks with rusty pairs of scissors rather than just bugger off and get REAL jobs! The Soviets were brought down through Negotiations.

* The Soviets left behind junk in Sibera and a really good choir: The Russian Red Army Choir. The Nazis, on the other hand, left the world with a wedgie: The swastika's name was dragged through the mud by an inbred dictator.

* There was also the descency factor: the Nazis hated jews, gays, etc. whereas the Soviets couldn't care less about who someone was, as long as they could kick the crap out of it.

8. Israeli Assassinations: Too Crude!

In recent months, Israel has been trying to whack militant leaders...with crude methods! It doesn't take a genious to realize that there are better ways to go about killing these militant leaders with out getting Palistine angrier. Here's the list of ways that Israel can get rid of Militant leaders.
- Kill 'em while they're on the can.
- Run 'em over
- Kill 'em while they're in their sleep.
- Poison them.
- Just shoot 'em, dang it!

Let me end by kicking your mis-understandings in the groin: I DO NOT support Communism, Nazism, the Mafia or Terrorism of any kind. I DO NOT hate Israel and I certainly did NOT post this to antagonize, patronize or harrass any individual or group. Have a nice day.

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

You forget that Hitler was innately stupid. He thought that he'd just go and invade Russia in the winter, disregarding history, because he felt his race was that superior. Not to mention he wasn't even Arayan and had Jewish blood. Ah well.
And Aelia revealed an alarming reality-show concept that doesn't sound too out there: "How Clean Is Your House?"
::shiver, shudder, shake::

[Ghoul]

Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar: You forget that Hitler was innately stupid. He thought that he'd just go and invade Russia in the winter, disregarding history, because he felt his race was that superior. Not to mention he wasn't even Arayan and had Jewish blood. Ah well. ...

Not wanting to justify anything but it's a fact that Stalin planned to invade Germany in July 1941. Hitler attacked in June 1941 to be able to surprise the Soviets and to smash the already gathering Soviet armies in a surprise attack.

[slicer15]

Originally posted by Ghoul: quote: Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar: You forget that Hitler was innately stupid. He thought that he'd just go and invade Russia in the winter, disregarding history, because he felt his race was that superior. Not to mention he wasn't even Arayan and had Jewish blood. Ah well. ...

Not wanting to justify anything but it's a fact that Stalin planned to invade Germany in July 1941. Hitler attacked in June 1941 to be able to surprise the Soviets and to smash the already gathering Soviet armies in a surprise attack. [/QUOTE]And the Russians did the same trick they always do - pull back and let the winter kill their enemies...

Hitler also made the mistake of starting a war on two fronts...Russia and Britain. After failing to take over Britain he simply switched to Russia...whoops...

[Mr_Krift]

Yea, he was also a politcal genious, and got all the germans to rally.

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

There was an attack on the Reichstag (sic?) and Hitler got them all to rally under nationalism, patriotism, pride, and a common enemy.

History repeats itself.

[Lord of Alcohol]

When Hitler attacked Russia it was by almost complete surprise. Russia was not poised to attack Germany at that time sorry. The Russians were not prepared to defend, let alone attack. They were completely overrun in a very short time. Stalin thought the non-aggression treaty would go for a few more years, he was infuriated (and wrong). The Soviets were woefully unprepared for an invasion let alone an attack on Germany.

[johnny]

Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol: When Hitler attacked Russia it was by almost complete surprise. Russia was not poised to attack Germany at that time sorry. The Russians were not prepared to defend, let alone attack. They were completely overrun in a very short time. Stalin thought the non-aggression treaty would go for a few more years, he was infuriated (and wrong). The Soviets were woefully unprepared for an invasion let alone an attack on Germany.

Exactly.

[The Hierophant]

yeah, medical documents as well as testimony from aides and liasons suggests that Stalin suffered a minor nervous breakdown in the early days of the Barbarossa campaign. He was that stressed out about the seemingly unstoppable progress the Germans were making.

[Ghoul]

It's a shame he didn't suffer a severe heart-attack. And Hitler too! Would've saved millions of lives.

Don't get me wrong, but I want people to stop thinking of Stalin 'Mr. nice guy from next door'. He was the same atrocity of nature like Hitler and millions of people died because of each of them.