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07-16-2001, 07:50 PM
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Ninja Storm Shadow
 Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 62
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Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon 1000 aches: 1 megahurtz Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment) 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake 1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles 365.25 days: 1 unicycle 2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbirds 10 cards: 1 decacards 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin 10 rations: 1 decoration 100 rations: 1 C-ration 2 monograms: 1 diagram 8 nickels: 2 paradigms 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League 100 Senators: Not 1 decision ------------------  "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime" |
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07-16-2001, 09:41 PM
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Elminster
 Join Date: April 28, 2001
Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia, USA
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Where do you get all these?
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07-16-2001, 10:39 PM
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Hey John! Rod Sterling one got me! How are things going? Summer out here in the DC metro area is busy and hot. How is the new exploreing going?
------------------  Conan ~*~
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07-16-2001, 10:46 PM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Tennessee, U.S.A.
Age: 74
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Those are great John. You have way too much free time on your hands.
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07-16-2001, 11:07 PM
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Ninja Storm Shadow
Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 62
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Quote:
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07-17-2001, 05:13 AM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: May 31, 2001
Location: UK
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Hey Johhny - those were truly wonderful! Whatever you do - puleeeeeze don't stop posting.
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07-17-2001, 05:44 AM
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Emerald Dragon
Join Date: May 1, 2001
Location: melbourne victoria australia
Age: 58
Posts: 960
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pretty good John. You have obviously done your research hehehehehehehe.
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07-23-2001, 09:19 AM
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Emerald Dragon
Join Date: May 1, 2001
Location: melbourne victoria australia
Age: 58
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Still too funny.
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