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Old 04-23-2003, 06:53 PM   #1
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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines
from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been
looking out the window) turned to his mother
and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her
son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have
baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big
planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to
ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby
planes because Southwest always pulls out on time - now
let your mother explain that to you."
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Old 04-23-2003, 08:20 PM   #2
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Are you making these up or finding them? The're just too funny!
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Old 04-24-2003, 01:13 AM   #3
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xixi, thought so. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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