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Old 12-02-2004, 08:58 PM   #1
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The Inventor

This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."

"OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?"

"A fottle, replies the inventor."

"A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?"

"I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton."

"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.

"A farton", replies the inventor.

"That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!"

"In that case," says the inventor, "you're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."
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Old 12-02-2004, 11:52 PM   #2
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Nice, Arvon! Wonders about a folding banana peeler.
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Old 12-03-2004, 12:45 AM   #3
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Yes another oneeeee
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Old 12-03-2004, 12:47 AM   #4
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LOL Dron Cah, good addition.
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Old 12-03-2004, 11:50 AM   #5
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LOL! Good stuff Arvon!
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Old 12-03-2004, 12:25 PM   #6
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LOL! Good one
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