11-24-2003, 06:10 AM | #11 |
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Well that was some weekend. I feel physically and emotionally drained. I got a call from Davros in Spain congratulating England on their victory but I was a bit out of it at the time.
As Lanesra said - Davros thinks that's going to get him off the hook when he arrives in London. Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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11-24-2003, 06:31 PM | #13 |
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I'ts been reported in the press today, that 42 million pints of beer were drunk in England on saturday, not bad considering the match kicked off at 9 AM.
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11-26-2003, 08:33 AM | #14 |
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This can't be happening. Sky News are reporting that an England player has failed a drug test. If it's true we'll lose the world cup!!
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11-26-2003, 05:05 PM | #15 |
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Little Johnny was in his prep school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, mechanic. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other daddys. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and ...."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," replied Johnny, "my father plays rugby for Australia, but I was too embarrassed to say". HAZZAH!!! EDIT: Donut...no way. Please, no bloody way [ 11-26-2003, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: Horatio ]
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