Some of my best friends are laywers

[antryg]

As the only lawyer (that I know of) on Ironworks; Timber Loftis has been taking more than his fair share of abuse with lawyer jokes. Here he is faced with the pressures of a new job and we, his friends, are just dog piling him. All I can say is "Way to go guys". (Just kidding TL) Why even my son-in-law is a lawyer (true but damning with faint praise). So in the interest of equity and as an excercise in using the search engine, I volunteer to be the butt of jokes so that poor old TL can have a breather.
appropriate topics for insults: Texas A&M graduate
minister
works at a nursery (plants not children)
old white male
from Texas

[ 02-23-2003, 03:52 PM: Message edited by: antryg ]

[Timber Loftis]

Wow, what a pal. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

I didn't know you were a minister. Wow. BTW, will you accept priest and rabi jokes as well??

I don't mind the lawyer jokes in the least. As far as I'm concerned, I'm a stand up guy in a stand up profession. Hell, If I could just quit getting sucked in by the War Forum I'd be the *model* IWF member. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/kidding.gif[/img]

[antryg]

Since religion is so well respected by All the members of IW; I'll take on the mantle of designated target for all faiths. Ecumenism at its best. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Since you like the jokes so much, did you hear the one about the shipwreck and school of sharks?

[ 02-23-2003, 03:51 PM: Message edited by: antryg ]

[Timber Loftis]

**groooaannn**

[johnny]

Originally posted by antryg: Since religion is so well respected by All the members of IW; I'll take on the mantle of designated target for all faiths. Ecumenism at its best. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] Since you like the jokes so much, did you hear the one about the shipwreck and school of sharks?

Not by ALL members.

[gaunty]

I hope your not like the clinton family, who know or have known dozens and dozens of persons (clients, business partners or foe's) who are in prizon or the grave yard. and mr loftis this is not a racial dig. these are facts.