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Old 05-24-2001, 12:42 PM   #111
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Quote:
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now how can I do the race since there's a dragon in the moat?

axe throw? I thought they were barbers!!!


Adam,
Well the dragon is the referee! I shall ask him to sit next to the moat though...LOL *walks a few feet away and bellows, albeit ever so daintily* Hey! PUFF! GET OUT OF THE MOAT YOU MORONIC FAIRY DRAGON!

ER...ahem, now that should be all settled...you go ahead and race!

Charean? The caber toss is waaaaaaaaaaay out in the south fields beyond the jousting...they need lots of room!


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Old 05-24-2001, 12:46 PM   #112
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Sorry, luv, I was in the Sword Competition. Hard fought, but I eventually lost to Moiraine in the finals. She bested me 3 out of 5. **Shrugs shoulders** guess I just need to practice more ...

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*SMOOOCH* Oh that Moiraine! She's a feisty gnome! LOL Did Stealthy finally convince the arms master to add tilting at windmills as a sport to try?!

Cloudbringer, wringing wet towels out and wiping moat foam off the fairy dragon

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Old 05-24-2001, 01:10 PM   #113
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Originally posted by RudeDawg:
The RudeDawg dances by with the chip-and-salsa bowl balancing on his head, oblivious to everyone else, singing:
"Dancing with myself, Oh Oh , OhOh
Dancing with myself
If I had the chance,
I'd ask the world to dance,
but I'm dancing with myself"

Onthepequod walks aimlessly, shuffling his feet, holding a toasted Mephit wing in one hand, and muttering to himself……….”how does RudeDawg expect anyone to be able to get salsa on their toasted Mephit wing when if he’s dancing around with the salsa bowl on his head? With his rapid gyrating dancing style you can’t even get close to the bowl without getting salsa all over you. So, if you’re wondering the salsa in my eyebrow is NOT a new fashion statement!”

“Hey! I have an idea. Would one of you sweet ladies mind slow dancing with RudeDawg for a minute or two?"




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Old 05-24-2001, 01:46 PM   #114
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Onthepequod walks aimlessly, shuffling his feet, holding a toasted Mephit wing in one hand, and muttering to himself……….”how does RudeDawg expect anyone to be able to get salsa on their toasted Mephit wing when if he’s dancing around with the salsa bowl on his head? With his rapid gyrating dancing style you can’t even get close to the bowl without getting salsa all over you. So, if you’re wondering the salsa in my eyebrow is NOT a new fashion statement!”

“Hey! I have an idea. Would one of you sweet ladies mind slow dancing with RudeDawg for a minute or two?"

ROTFL!!! You are making me lose my composure here! I'm at my desk guffawing at the monitor! LOL....good thing I'm alone! Ok, if RudeDawg will slow down, I'll occupy him while you dip your wing in the salsa!

Does anyone else think these posts would sound totally nutso in any other setting? HAHAHHAAHA! Sorry, just struck me...can't remember the last time I had to discuss dipping wings in a bowl on someone's head not long after I toweled off a dragon!

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Old 05-24-2001, 01:48 PM   #115
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ROTFL!!! You are making me lose my composure here! I'm at my desk guffawing at the monitor! LOL....good thing I'm alone! Ok, if RudeDawg will slow down, I'll occupy him while you dip your wing in the salsa!
Hey, RudeDawg! You owe me big time buddy.
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Old 05-25-2001, 11:04 AM   #116
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BK slowly wakes to a world that is MUCH louder than it was when he passed out. He goes to sit up and slamms his head on the glass coffee table he passed out under. He looks up dazed, tentatively reaches a hand up, feels the glass, goes to move and realizes his is experiencing great pain all over his body. He slowly rises to his feet, looks around in wonder. Cups, bottles, griffin bones, parts of clothing, and other unmentionalables were laying all over the place. He slowly walks out to the moat and goes to release some pressure that his built up over his long sleep when he notices four dragons asleep in the moat. BK things better of it, and goes inside and uses the appropriate room and thinks to himself, "Whew! One Heck of a Party!"

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Old 05-25-2001, 11:10 AM   #117
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Adam,
Well the dragon is the referee! I shall ask him to sit next to the moat though...LOL *walks a few feet away and bellows, albeit ever so daintily* Hey! PUFF! GET OUT OF THE MOAT YOU MORONIC FAIRY DRAGON!

ER...ahem, now that should be all settled...you go ahead and race!


alrighty then.... who's gonna race with me??? *puts flippers on*


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Old 05-25-2001, 07:30 PM   #118
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Ah, I would love to race you Ádam, but I have to finish my Djinn Fizz first...
OK, bad one.. So anyone seen any Mimes? I´m kind of in the mood for a snack..

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