A joke...enter at your own risk ;)

Iron_Ranger · 11-23-2002, 03:38 AM

Ghost Story
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,
the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put. Suddenly, however,
he filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently, in an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital
security guard who had witnessed the entire incident, walked up to
him and asked, "What the heck is going on?" The drunk, still staring
down at the sheets, replied, "I think I just beat the sh** out of a ghost!"

I laughed for about 5 straight minitues after reading that.

[ 11-23-2002, 03:39 AM: Message edited by: Iron_Ranger ]

Downunda · 11-23-2002, 03:42 AM

Kudos my friend, made me grin

GokuZool · 11-23-2002, 03:53 AM

LOL!!! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] Great joke [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Lifetime · 11-23-2002, 07:04 AM

Groan. Nice one.. that was pretty class..

WillowIX · 11-23-2002, 07:58 AM

*snicker* Always nice with a joke in the mornings! [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-23-2002, 03:38 AM	#1
Iron_Ranger Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 18, 2002 Location: Where Eagles Dare Age: 36 Posts: 1,391	Ghost Story An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put. Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently, in an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who had witnessed the entire incident, walked up to him and asked, "What the heck is going on?" The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied, "I think I just beat the sh** out of a ghost!" I laughed for about 5 straight minitues after reading that. [ 11-23-2002, 03:39 AM: Message edited by: Iron_Ranger ] __________________ <br />[url]\"http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-bin/ouapforum/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi\" target=\"_blank\">Once Upon A Paper</a><br />Living on a razors edge<br />Balancing on ledge<br />Living on a razors edge

11-23-2002, 03:42 AM	#2
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 45 Posts: 2,975	Kudos my friend, made me grin __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

11-23-2002, 07:04 AM	#4
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	Groan. Nice one.. that was pretty class.. __________________ \'Cause its always raining in my head. Forget all the things I should have said..

11-23-2002, 07:58 AM	#5
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 49 Posts: 4,628	snicker Always nice with a joke in the mornings! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

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11-23-2002, 03:53 AM	#3
GokuZool Lord Ao Join Date: September 11, 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,061	LOL!!! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] Great joke [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

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