Oh Goody another Lawyer joke...

[Arvon]

Standing in Line

A man is standing on line waiting to enter the movie theater. All of a sudden he feels someone massaging his back. He turns around and says to the man behind him, "What do you think you're doing?"

The man apologizes profusely and explains he is a chiropractor and says, "When I noticed how tense the muscles were in your back, I couldn't help myself and just did what I do normally."

The guy in front of him says, "That's no excuse... I'm a lawyer..do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"

[khazadman]

good one arvon.the only thing better than a lawyer joke is a good blonde joke.mostly because i have three sisters and one brother who are blonde.

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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius.".----
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".

She was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said, "Concentrate".
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a ticket to get on "Soul Train."
She sold the car for gas money.
When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"
she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front.

[*\Conan/*]

Arvon, I guess its hard to find something new when your sailing the seas all the time. Let us know when you do oh finder of things
This is a pg forum btw. PJMNBS, pirated jokes may not be suitable.