For Moni - and other cat lovers......

[Mouse]

Secret Cat Diary

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
mild satisfaction I get from shredding the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet
while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once
again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on
their bed (again).

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep
depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt
to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into
their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good
little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan...

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I
was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning
foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid.
My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and
the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I
overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn
what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant.
He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and
speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to
his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can
wait, it is only a matter of time.

DAY 775 - Something strange has happened...while undertaking a routine
lick of my nether regions this morning, I noticed that a parts of my
anatomy are no longer there.....BASTARDS!

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Regards



Mouse

[This message has been edited by Mouse (edited 08-24-2001).]

ROFL! I can associate each and every one of those behaviours to different cats that live here!
Its a conspiracy!!!!!

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You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity.

Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

[Kaz]

Where did you get that? It's great! <-(meow)

[Mouse]

Originally posted by Kaz: Where did you get that? It's great! <-(meow)

I have my sources.................

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Regards



Mouse

[This message has been edited by Mouse (edited 08-24-2001).]

[Sharpedge]

Quite! No matter how much my cat allows me to pet him and now how docile he appears to be, I have always got the feeling that he still reguards himself as superior.

Especially when he climbs to the highest point in the room and refuses to look at me.

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"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.

Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure."

[adam warlock]

*searching in the cat's hiding place for that diary...*

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