Dirty doggerel - well, not very......

[tracey]

oops, just read the lovely poem on the end of page one. aaaah. how lovely.

okay next first line could go something like this:

the water gurgles in the tap

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by tracey: oops, just read the lovely poem on the end of page one. aaaah. how lovely. okay next first line could go something like this: the water gurgles in the tap

the water gurgles in the tap
as baby gives her mom a slap



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Ascended Mistress of Illumination

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: the water gurgles in the tap as baby gives her mom a slap

about time we had some parent abuse - they've had it all their own way for far too long..........



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Ascended Mistress of Illumination

[tracey]

the water gurgles in the tap
as baby gives her mom a slap
and aims the shower at her knee

[Kaz]

because she has to pee.
I'll be gone for a bit, my brother got "Monty Python- Search for the Holy Grail" we're watching it.

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Kazara

Sapphire Dragoness of ALSB
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe
Guardian of the Temple of Aerie (specialized in GenCon and BG)

[Diogenes Of Pumpkintown]

In the spirit of this thread, *does a silly walk*

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by tracey: the water gurgles in the tap as baby gives her mom a slap and aims the shower at her knee

the water gurgles in the tap
as baby gives her mom a slap
and aims the shower at her knee
whilst taking a swift and crafty pee


New line next pome........... oh yeah, let's not keep these too clean tans et al....

My auntie was a slaphead



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Ascended Mistress of Illumination

[DragonMage]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: My auntie was a slaphead

Is this the first line of the next poem?

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The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)

Owner/operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Honored to be a member of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Mage extraordinair.
Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

"Allright! We'll call it a draw."

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by Diogenes Of Pumpkintown: In the spirit of this thread, *does a silly walk*

I think that may be cheating Dio ...... (said the Cheetah sternly.....

Tan, I remember the first two lines

Problems of dyslexia may ruin your sweet young life
when AIDS is spelt as ADIS
Promiscuity runs rife.....

Can't remember the rest. Just as well, I think.



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Ascended Mistress of Illumination

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by DragonMage: Is this the first line of the next poem?

Yes! It's very improving, don't you think?
Your turn, DragonMage!


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Ascended Mistress of Illumination