Charlies Shop of Shite is Open.. ITEM SPOILERS - Page 8

turbovee · 02-03-2001, 08:42 PM

Ladies Ladies,

Thankyou so much for the kind gestures, however in order to prove myself as shite i must do this on my own. Any help my actually make me worth actual value. I have to show up to work late, come in drunk from the nights when I was in the bar and not out on the street, and if i'm carful I can be the good employee that steals from his boss in order to pay him back. But that's between you and me, so don't tell charlie.

P.S. I need you to keep another secret for me. I got these 11 totally shite items from some statues in the asylum. Some freakin' puzzle I couldn't figure out. Anyway I'm going to try and sell them out back in the alley behind the store without charlie knowing and get the money to pay him back from their sale.

Ladyzekke · 02-03-2001, 08:50 PM

Alrighty then Turbovee, your on your own. I have every confidence that you will be a totally shite employee!

Cloudbringer · 02-03-2001, 09:06 PM

Ok, ok, suit yourself, turbovee, just don't forget to leave the back door open so the rain soaks some of those scrolls in the shop, that'll make them far less valuable to Charlie and you can deduct the depreciation from your debt Meanwhile, I still have this useless mask to unload! Charlie, what can I get for it?! ;-0

Lord of Alcohol · 02-03-2001, 09:19 PM

Turbo, I think I can help. I just happen to have....teasing......some BEER!!!! I think this can help you be a shitey employee and since I do try to help my hoard of beer is at your disposal. Please try to overindulge as it reflects well on me. Your Welcome (in advance)

Charlie · 02-04-2001, 12:09 AM

Turbovee.

Good boy.

Large piece of debt removed and 1000xp for your troubles. Keep it up and you'll be out of limbo in ooh 50 or so years.

Bahamut · 02-04-2001, 12:34 AM

WOW. This like super!!!! Nice items... hehehe

turbovee · 02-04-2001, 12:48 AM

Bahamut: come over here out of the bosses earshot.

Ok, How but this nice hourglass? Glass was slightly broken so all the sand came out. One of a kind shite item.
or this star medallion, pretty, but completely shite.

Ladyzekke · 02-04-2001, 12:50 AM

No problem Charlie, alway willing to help the local shitekeepers. BTW, I think Yorick might be able to set you up with some urine soaked eggs. You really should have a breakfast menu.

turbovee · 02-04-2001, 03:03 AM

Just remember lord of alcohol the shiteier I become the faster I can pay off my debt, so make that beer potent. Not like the shite brew I tried to make with my shite potion

02-04-2001, 07:13 AM

Charlie could I please have one of your helmets. My Jewish friend had an unfortunate accident during his circumcision and I would be willing to trade Anomen. Think of it as making 2 useless pricks into one useful one.

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02-03-2001, 08:42 PM	#71
turbovee Elminster Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Eglin AFB Florida Posts: 471	Ladies Ladies, Thankyou so much for the kind gestures, however in order to prove myself as shite i must do this on my own. Any help my actually make me worth actual value. I have to show up to work late, come in drunk from the nights when I was in the bar and not out on the street, and if i'm carful I can be the good employee that steals from his boss in order to pay him back. But that's between you and me, so don't tell charlie. P.S. I need you to keep another secret for me. I got these 11 totally shite items from some statues in the asylum. Some freakin' puzzle I couldn't figure out. Anyway I'm going to try and sell them out back in the alley behind the store without charlie knowing and get the money to pay him back from their sale.

02-03-2001, 08:50 PM	#72
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Alrighty then Turbovee, your on your own. I have every confidence that you will be a totally shite employee!

02-03-2001, 09:06 PM	#73
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Ok, ok, suit yourself, turbovee, just don't forget to leave the back door open so the rain soaks some of those scrolls in the shop, that'll make them far less valuable to Charlie and you can deduct the depreciation from your debt Meanwhile, I still have this useless mask to unload! Charlie, what can I get for it?! ;-0

02-03-2001, 09:19 PM	#74
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	Turbo, I think I can help. I just happen to have....teasing......some BEER!!!! I think this can help you be a shitey employee and since I do try to help my hoard of beer is at your disposal. Please try to overindulge as it reflects well on me. Your Welcome (in advance)

02-04-2001, 12:09 AM	#75
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 30 Posts: 2,021	Turbovee. Good boy. Large piece of debt removed and 1000xp for your troubles. Keep it up and you'll be out of limbo in ooh 50 or so years.

02-04-2001, 12:34 AM	#76
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	WOW. This like super!!!! Nice items... hehehe

02-04-2001, 12:48 AM	#77
turbovee Elminster Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Eglin AFB Florida Posts: 471	Bahamut: come over here out of the bosses earshot. Ok, How but this nice hourglass? Glass was slightly broken so all the sand came out. One of a kind shite item. or this star medallion, pretty, but completely shite.

02-04-2001, 12:50 AM	#78
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	No problem Charlie, alway willing to help the local shitekeepers. BTW, I think Yorick might be able to set you up with some urine soaked eggs. You really should have a breakfast menu.

02-04-2001, 03:03 AM	#79
turbovee Elminster Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Eglin AFB Florida Posts: 471	Just remember lord of alcohol the shiteier I become the faster I can pay off my debt, so make that beer potent. Not like the shite brew I tried to make with my shite potion

02-04-2001, 07:13 AM	#80
Stealth Bomber Guest Posts: n/a	Charlie could I please have one of your helmets. My Jewish friend had an unfortunate accident during his circumcision and I would be willing to trade Anomen. Think of it as making 2 useless pricks into one useful one.

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