Charlies Shop of Shite is Open.. ITEM SPOILERS - Page 5

Cloudbringer · 02-03-2001, 12:57 AM

CHARLIE! you got any air? I seem to have misplaced most of mine while reading your post!!! You are too much , I've been waiting all morning for that reply and boy oh boy was I NOT disappointed!

Alas, dear Charlie, your shop shall remain monitor-less. My lizardless-model V7000 is of the cow variety and in fairly good shape, despite it's bath. In fact, it is quite a bit cleaner now .

About the spitting lessons: ROTFL! You know, now that I come to think of it, my floor is getting cleaner after reading this thread, too. My robe, however, is now both soggy and covered with cat fur, catnip, assorted fuzzies and unidentified crumbs among other things

But, I suppose if I'm not to see my potion bottle until some ratty old dragon gets wealthy, I won't worry about my spitting for the next bbq just yet. Long distance spitting....ahahahaha! Have you been getting enough sleep, shopkeeper?!

Yorick · 02-03-2001, 01:11 AM

Good material Charles, good material. The mind boggles.
Thanks for the laugh.

turbovee · 02-03-2001, 01:17 AM

You are surely living up to your board award. I laughed so hard I temporarily lost control of my bodily functions.

turbovee · 02-03-2001, 01:27 AM

Hey charlie, so your the bastard who took my potions (Brine). I got that stupid locket I bought that sorry wench Jaheira and the note she left blowing in the wind. That bitch didn't even have the courtesy to tell me she was leaving me to my face. Anyway, she broke my heart and I want my potions back, wanna trade?

02-03-2001, 03:10 AM

Hands down to you charlie!!!

I have a rather unusual request, which may come across as a little strange, but do you happen to have any Gems, of the heavy variety?

Also, I would like to improve on my collection of exquisit dust, by purchasing some adamantine dust... will look great on top of my mantle peice, along side my personal favourite pixie dust, and the unforgetable remains of my Drow plate +5, so sad to lose it...
Any tips on how to clean up my dust collection? it tends to disappear when I add water... groans...

In exchange for the affore mentioned goods, I am willing to trade my prized "Medium Gem Bag" (empty) as well a set of "Brawling Hands", because, there is nothing like fighting your other hand to relieve the stresses of a hard battle!

Memnoch · 02-03-2001, 03:16 AM

I'll take the Umar Hills Witch Project book! I'm sure I'll need to refer back to it when BG3 comes out...

Rikard T'Aranaxz · 02-03-2001, 07:53 AM

This is just awfull
that yoiu have the time to write that post
damn
inmagine the board crashing just after you wrote it
you would be sooooo f*cked

WOLFGIR · 02-03-2001, 08:16 AM

Charlie my man!
You caused me a serious stomach ache, LOl and i who felt soooo depressed discussing politics and such before, hehehe ouch..

Well i can trade you a empty hypodermic needle from Fallout 2 for some holy elven water, hehe, didn´t do squat against vampires at least Drizzt got this funny look in his eyes and started of after Aerie, or may that be becuse she blowed a fireball into the middle of thoose pesky thieves and Drizzt, yeah there were a bunch of vamps too... Talk about serious Marilyn Manson poison there...

And for the Tome of Amaunator I bid yousome postnuclear Junk... And for the pixie eh prick I give you about ten bottle caps..
'
Hehe,this has to be the funniest post so far!!

02-03-2001, 08:28 AM

Funny - - but also helpful for many newbies. What crap haven't you (we) dragged along
thinking that there may be use for later? Like the Symbol of Amanuator?
Now you can toss all of it...

Zoratorak · 02-03-2001, 08:55 AM

heh... this is a new one for me ....

for you charlie: cheers

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02-03-2001, 12:57 AM	#41
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	CHARLIE! you got any air? I seem to have misplaced most of mine while reading your post!!! You are too much , I've been waiting all morning for that reply and boy oh boy was I NOT disappointed! Alas, dear Charlie, your shop shall remain monitor-less. My lizardless-model V7000 is of the cow variety and in fairly good shape, despite it's bath. In fact, it is quite a bit cleaner now . About the spitting lessons: ROTFL! You know, now that I come to think of it, my floor is getting cleaner after reading this thread, too. My robe, however, is now both soggy and covered with cat fur, catnip, assorted fuzzies and unidentified crumbs among other things But, I suppose if I'm not to see my potion bottle until some ratty old dragon gets wealthy, I won't worry about my spitting for the next bbq just yet. Long distance spitting....ahahahaha! Have you been getting enough sleep, shopkeeper?!

02-03-2001, 01:11 AM	#42
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 52 Posts: 9,246	Good material Charles, good material. The mind boggles. Thanks for the laugh.

02-03-2001, 01:17 AM	#43
turbovee Elminster Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Eglin AFB Florida Posts: 471	You are surely living up to your board award. I laughed so hard I temporarily lost control of my bodily functions.

02-03-2001, 01:27 AM	#44
turbovee Elminster Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Eglin AFB Florida Posts: 471	Hey charlie, so your the bastard who took my potions (Brine). I got that stupid locket I bought that sorry wench Jaheira and the note she left blowing in the wind. That bitch didn't even have the courtesy to tell me she was leaving me to my face. Anyway, she broke my heart and I want my potions back, wanna trade?

02-03-2001, 03:10 AM	#45
Sylent Guest Posts: n/a	Hands down to you charlie!!! I have a rather unusual request, which may come across as a little strange, but do you happen to have any Gems, of the heavy variety? Also, I would like to improve on my collection of exquisit dust, by purchasing some adamantine dust... will look great on top of my mantle peice, along side my personal favourite pixie dust, and the unforgetable remains of my Drow plate +5, so sad to lose it... Any tips on how to clean up my dust collection? it tends to disappear when I add water... groans... In exchange for the affore mentioned goods, I am willing to trade my prized "Medium Gem Bag" (empty) as well a set of "Brawling Hands", because, there is nothing like fighting your other hand to relieve the stresses of a hard battle!

02-03-2001, 03:16 AM	#46
Memnoch Ironworks Moderator Join Date: February 28, 2001 Location: Boston/Sydney Posts: 11,771	I'll take the Umar Hills Witch Project book! I'm sure I'll need to refer back to it when BG3 comes out...

02-03-2001, 07:53 AM	#47
Rikard T'Aranaxz Harper Join Date: July 17, 2004 Location: amsterdam Age: 39 Posts: 4,772	This is just awfull that yoiu have the time to write that post damn inmagine the board crashing just after you wrote it you would be sooooo f*cked

02-03-2001, 08:16 AM	#48
WOLFGIR Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Sweden Age: 50 Posts: 3,450	Charlie my man! You caused me a serious stomach ache, LOl and i who felt soooo depressed discussing politics and such before, hehehe ouch.. Well i can trade you a empty hypodermic needle from Fallout 2 for some holy elven water, hehe, didn´t do squat against vampires at least Drizzt got this funny look in his eyes and started of after Aerie, or may that be becuse she blowed a fireball into the middle of thoose pesky thieves and Drizzt, yeah there were a bunch of vamps too... Talk about serious Marilyn Manson poison there... And for the Tome of Amaunator I bid yousome postnuclear Junk... And for the pixie eh prick I give you about ten bottle caps.. ' Hehe,this has to be the funniest post so far!!

02-03-2001, 08:28 AM	#49
tope58 Guest Posts: n/a	Funny - - but also helpful for many newbies. What crap haven't you (we) dragged along thinking that there may be use for later? Like the Symbol of Amanuator? Now you can toss all of it...

02-03-2001, 08:55 AM	#50
Zoratorak Welcomed New User Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Philippines Posts: 2	heh... this is a new one for me .... for you charlie: cheers

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