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Old 10-06-2003, 10:13 AM   #1
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Tough Teacher

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.

On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

He had no discipline problems with any of his students that term.
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Old 10-06-2003, 10:17 AM   #2
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How ard is the guy? he must be well'ard [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]
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Old 10-06-2003, 10:34 AM   #3
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LOL [img]smile.gif[/img] Talk about smart-ass teachers
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Old 10-06-2003, 12:35 PM   #4
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How ard is the guy? he must be well'ard [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]
Why'd i have a feeling you be posting that.
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Old 10-06-2003, 01:03 PM   #5
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must have made an impression alright, lol
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Old 10-06-2003, 06:10 PM   #6
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Light Bulb


What's do strange about that? I staple all my ties to my chest
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Old 10-06-2003, 06:35 PM   #7
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[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] good one Arvon keep em coming.
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Old 10-07-2003, 01:46 AM   #8
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good one!
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Old 10-07-2003, 03:54 PM   #9
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Hey, good one! I'll have to tell my dad that...
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Old 10-07-2003, 04:00 PM   #10
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This is one funny stuff! Where do you get`em?
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