02-27-2003, 03:04 PM | #1 |
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Why should you be careful when washing trainers?
Ans: They might run! Why do people like to put real fireplaces in their homes? Ans: Because they're grate! Why do most bands do a sound check before the concert starts? Ans: Because they one two, one two Which Road is made of paper? Ans: The A4! Which numbers never stay still? Ans: Mobile phone numbers! Which is the wettest part of the alphabet? Ans: H to O! Which animated character travels on public transport? Ans: Bus Lightyear! Can you name the person that gets drunk and kicks Daleks? Ans: Dr Whooligan! Do you know what they named the documentary about volunteer survivalists in South Yorkshire? Ans: Doncasterway! How are the drug related crime figures? Ans: They're at an all time high! How did prehistoric man fix doors to the doorframe? He used a stone-hinge! How is the new furniture store doing? Ans: Sofa so good! What did the man say to the head waiting at the bus stop? Ans: How are you getting on? What does Don King ask his family when he is getting ready for a fight? Ans: Where is my Ty-son! What happens if you don't pay an exorcist on time? Ans: You get repossessed! What happens if you swallow Uranium? Ans: You get atomic ache! What happens to children brought up in houses with two roofs? Ans: They have a very sheltered childhood! What keeps an eye on your property and tells the time? Ans: A neighbourhood watch! What should you do if you feel like a tepee and a wigwam? Ans: You should relax because you are two tents! What should you do if you get a piece of seaweed in your ear? Ans: Sea-Kelp! What should you say if someone is a Russian speaker? Ans: Slow down! How's an ancient weapon from Northern France like a sexy young popstar? Ans: They're both Brittany Spears No.... I did not make any of these up |
02-27-2003, 03:06 PM | #2 |
John Locke
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Your right...those are bad! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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02-27-2003, 03:11 PM | #3 |
Apophis
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Aaargh!! Binky, put out my eyes immediately please! Some of them did get a snicker out of me though. The rest?
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02-27-2003, 03:21 PM | #4 |
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Those are bad enough to ask my favorite hunting questions...
First, how do you catch a unique rabbit? And second, how do you catch a tame rabbit? V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V To catch a unique rabbit, unique up on him (say it out loud). And to catch a tame rabbit, you do it the tame way: unique up on him! Hey, don't throw things at me! Beaumanoir started it!
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02-27-2003, 03:24 PM | #5 |
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Bag 'o shite! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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02-27-2003, 03:28 PM | #6 |
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Beautifully summed up there Aledrian
I found those ones quite funnt actually Bungleau [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
02-27-2003, 06:21 PM | #7 |
40th Level Warrior
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eyup, have to agree.
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02-27-2003, 07:23 PM | #8 |
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Please post a government health warning before you post anything as bad as these again [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img]
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02-27-2003, 07:54 PM | #9 |
Apophis
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I think you've just made me lose my taste for jokes.
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02-28-2003, 08:40 AM | #10 |
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Good God! Whatever happened to humour?
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