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Old 04-23-2006, 05:18 PM   #1
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The number one spot involving the Winnebago and the cruise control seems to appear on all these things, but I hadn't seen the first lot before. Enjoy.

On a more technical note - how does this happen? For example in British law, whilst the owners of premises do have a duty of care towards occupants (and a more limited one towards trespassers) most of these would never wash over here. Does the law need changing in the States? Is it simply quirky laws in individual states? I can't help thinking that this furniture store might have been ruined by her payout...

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Here are this year's winners:

5th Place (tie):

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms.Robertson's son.

5th Place (tie):

19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

5th Place (tie):

Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut.

The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.

4th Place:

Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over themfence into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3rd Place:

A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

2nd Place:

Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms.Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

1st Place:

This year's run away winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City,Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back &make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons that would do the same thing!
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Old 04-23-2006, 06:00 PM   #2
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Old 04-23-2006, 06:09 PM   #3
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On a more technical note - how does this happen?
I would say pretty rarely, I know 6 of the stories you quoted never happened, so that alone cuts down on the odds quite a bit.

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Old 04-23-2006, 06:34 PM   #4
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The Winnebago thing is almost an urban legend.
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Old 04-23-2006, 08:32 PM   #5
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I'm pretty sure all of those are urban legends:

http://www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.asp

If you want to read about the real Stella Awards, try http://www.stellaawards.com/.
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Old 04-23-2006, 10:44 PM   #6
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Damn! Someone beat me to the Snopes link!
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