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Old 12-06-2001, 06:52 AM   #1
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I'm sure this joke has been around.....but just wanted to tell it
just in case it hasn't been....

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till
after they give birth in the spring.





Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to
be a girl.






We should've known.





Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit
all Around the world in one night and not get lost.


::Ain't *that* about the truth!!::
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Old 12-06-2001, 10:07 AM   #2
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quote:
Originally posted by Garnet FalconDance:

Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit
all Around the world in one night and not get lost.

::Ain't *that* about the truth!!::



Only Women???? Is this an incorrect grasp on the English language or is this RUDE!
Actually i'm just bored. I saw this thread suffering the neglect of IW general discussions and as a responsible member I felt the urge, the provocation, the excitment, the incitment, the lure, the attraction, the carrot, to answer the thread.... *PANTS*

*feels better* [img]smile.gif[/img]
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