A list of George Bush quotes very funny (no offence to any supporters)

jabidas · 10-15-2001, 05:04 PM

And this guy is leading the Western world into combat???
>
> Quotes from the new leader of the free world...
> "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
> ...George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
> child."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same
distance
> from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there
are
> canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is
> oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94
>
> "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in
this
> century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this
> century."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95
>
> "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
> democracy - but that could change."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98
>
> "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that
one
> word is 'to be prepared'."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93
>
> "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96
>
> "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
> future."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "The future will be better tomorrow."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
>
> "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
have
> a tremendous impact on history."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
>
> "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
> commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Public speaking is very easy."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters.
>
> "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my
> answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The
rioters
> are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
> ...George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having
it."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96
>
> "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97
>
> "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93
>
> "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95
>
> "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George
> Bush may or may not make."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
> mistakes we may or may not have made."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
> our air and water that are doing it."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>

I am in no way any kind of political extremist so I will not care about or respond to anyone who is and gets annoyed about these, its all in good fun you know.

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Also I will have nothing to do with sulpher powder and secret priesthoods so dont even try it.

And dont worry soon you shall all be part of my ever growing army of the undead.

DragonMage · 10-15-2001, 05:07 PM

And I voted for him. *hangs eloquent-speaking head in shame*

LOL!!!

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skywalker · 10-15-2001, 05:23 PM

I'm NOT offended!

Mark

Neb · 10-15-2001, 05:28 PM

LOL, ROFL, ROFLMAO, [Insert Rudedawg's special ROFL abbreviation here.], it's hard to believe that ALL of those things are things which he has actually said.

skywalker · 10-15-2001, 05:31 PM

Check out this link if your interested:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

Mark

Larry_OHF · 10-15-2001, 05:41 PM

ROFL...

Those are very entertaining!!!
Thank you for sharing them!

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Donut · 10-16-2001, 04:47 AM

This is a true quote from a woman I was talking to in the pub last friday:

'My son is 16 and I don't even know if he's got pubic hair under his arms'

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Cerise · 10-16-2001, 04:55 AM

OMG ... suddenly I want to go hide in the wilds .......

Quote:

Originally posted by jabidas:
And this guy is leading the Western world into combat???
>
> Quotes from the new leader of the free world...
> "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
> ...George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
> child."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same
distance
> from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there
are
> canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is
> oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94
>
> "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in
this
> century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this
> century."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95
>
> "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
> democracy - but that could change."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98
>
> "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that
one
> word is 'to be prepared'."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93
>
> "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96
>
> "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
> future."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "The future will be better tomorrow."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
>
> "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
have
> a tremendous impact on history."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
>
> "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
> commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Public speaking is very easy."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters.
>
> "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my
> answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The
rioters
> are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
> ...George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having
it."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96
>
> "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97
>
> "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93
>
> "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95
>
> "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George
> Bush may or may not make."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
> mistakes we may or may not have made."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
> our air and water that are doing it."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
> ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>

I am in no way any kind of political extremist so I will not care about or respond to anyone who is and gets annoyed about these, its all in good fun you know.

Bahamut · 10-16-2001, 10:19 AM

Err.. he "actually" said ALL that??? My gosh... how did he ever become president? Why even?

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Avatar · 10-16-2001, 03:10 PM

More:

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"I come from Texas. That is close to California. Closer that is than Washinton"

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10-15-2001, 05:04 PM	#1
jabidas Silver Dragon Join Date: March 14, 2001 Location: Agharti. Mountains of Madness Posts: 1,673	And this guy is leading the Western world into combat??? > > Quotes from the new leader of the free world... > "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." > ...George W. Bush, Jr. > > "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and > child." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. > > "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. > > "Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance > from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are > canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is > oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94 > > "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this > century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this > century." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95 > > "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and > democracy - but that could change." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98 > > "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one > word is 'to be prepared'." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93 > > "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96 > > "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the > future." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. > > "The future will be better tomorrow." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. > > "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97 > > "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have > a tremendous impact on history." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. > > "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93 > > "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm > commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. > > "Public speaking is very easy." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters. > > "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican" > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. > > "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. > > "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my > answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters > are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame. > ...George W. Bush, Jr. > > "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96 > > "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97 > > "For NASA, space is still a high priority." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93 > > "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95 > > "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George > Bush may or may not make." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. > > "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the > mistakes we may or may not have made." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. > > "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in > our air and water that are doing it." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. > > "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." > ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr. > I am in no way any kind of political extremist so I will not care about or respond to anyone who is and gets annoyed about these, its all in good fun you know. ------------------ jabidas = Sorcerer of clan Aerie thing Also I will have nothing to do with sulpher powder and secret priesthoods so dont even try it. And dont worry soon you shall all be part of my ever growing army of the undead.

10-15-2001, 05:07 PM	#2
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 2,767	And I voted for him. hangs eloquent-speaking head in shame LOL!!! ------------------ Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic sigh

10-15-2001, 05:23 PM	#3
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,097	I'm NOT offended! Mark

10-15-2001, 05:28 PM	#4
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	LOL, ROFL, ROFLMAO, [Insert Rudedawg's special ROFL abbreviation here.], it's hard to believe that ALL of those things are things which he has actually said.

10-15-2001, 05:31 PM	#5
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,097	Check out this link if your interested: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm Mark

10-15-2001, 05:41 PM	#6
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	ROFL... Those are very entertaining!!! Thank you for sharing them! ------------------ 3rd Member of the Ancient OHF and Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position & Ambassador) Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa --------------------- Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

10-16-2001, 04:47 AM	#7
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	This is a true quote from a woman I was talking to in the pub last friday: 'My son is 16 and I don't even know if he's got pubic hair under his arms' ------------------ Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win! Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas Don't mention the score - I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!

10-16-2001, 10:19 AM	#9
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	Err.. he "actually" said ALL that??? My gosh... how did he ever become president? Why even? ------------------ Mithril Cavalier of ALSB You almost had me? You never had me! You never had your car! It is not about winning by a mile or by an inch, its about winning.

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