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11-15-2001, 11:38 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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The Lawyer Died
A guy phones a law office and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week." The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week." The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."
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11-15-2001, 11:46 AM
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20th Level Warrior
 Join Date: September 6, 2001
Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia
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Told to me BY a lawyer....
What's 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!
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11-15-2001, 12:03 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 31, 2001
Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine.
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LOL, I think he disliked having competition, Dragoncub
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11-15-2001, 01:22 PM
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Mephistopheles
 Join Date: October 2, 2001
Location: Greece
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Good
 Arvon! Poor lawyer...
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11-15-2001, 01:56 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
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Oh, oh, oh, that one was MEAN!!!! [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]
Cheers,
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11-15-2001, 02:04 PM
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Elminster
 Join Date: July 2, 2001
Location: Denmark
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LOL!
btw I am curious why is it that noone likes lawyers?
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11-15-2001, 02:47 PM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: spokane wa usa
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quote: they make to much money(most of them in at least J/k), and people here in the US are lawsuit happy [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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11-15-2001, 03:11 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
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LOL
Did You Hear The One About The Terrorists Who Took 100 Lawyers Hostage?? They Threatend To Release One Every Hours Their Demands Wern't Met..
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11-16-2001, 11:29 PM
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Jack Burton
Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 41
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i pity the lawyer
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11-17-2001, 04:57 AM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: October 13, 2001
Location: Greece
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Corny, corny, corny, corny, corny, corny, corny..............
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