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Old 11-01-2001, 01:48 PM   #1
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In pharmacology all drugs have generic names. Tylenol is Acetaminophen. Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.

The FDA is looking for a generic name for Viagra and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafailin.

Other names considered were:
Mycoxafloppin,
Mydixadrupin,
Mycoxnoworkin and
Mydixarizen.


Top ten Slogans being considered by Viagra:


10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra, Tastes great!........., More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!


And the number one slogan, being considered by Viagra:

1. This is your penis.........This is your penis on drugs

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Old 11-01-2001, 01:51 PM   #2
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Remind me later to hurt you.

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Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
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Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*
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Old 11-01-2001, 01:53 PM   #3
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Quote:
Originally posted by DragonMage:
Remind me later to hurt you.

Huh?

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Old 11-01-2001, 01:54 PM   #4
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Quote:
Originally posted by Arvon:
Huh?
It is something my father used to say to me when I would tell a particularly humorous joke that he didn't want to admit was funny.



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Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

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Old 11-01-2001, 04:31 PM   #5
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ROTFL!!!!!

I read them out loud--toooooo funny that way---so my 14 yr old son could appreciate the serious topics we discuss on IW. He now holds a much deeper appreciation for our little forum away from home.

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Old 11-01-2001, 05:44 PM   #6
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me is confused as hell...

sorry, I am non-english speaker.

mind explaining this to me? thx. dotn want to miss the fun
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