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Old 05-19-2001, 07:21 PM   #221
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Did I say hiding?
Ha! from that fossil!
Its just i think i dropped some gold pieces over there... and i really should go and look for them.
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Old 05-19-2001, 07:23 PM   #222
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While you guys have been talking about Elminster. He was listening to every word you guys said about him. All of a sudden you guys feel something slimey in your trousers. All of a sudden you see green ooze running down your legs and you guys scream in terror and run through the doors to get outside.

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Old 05-19-2001, 07:25 PM   #223
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Wait a second lets go get that Lothar guy to go friend Larloch the Shadowking to kick his ass. Oh yeah no way in hell am i going to be around when Larloch and his sixty or so liches turn up

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Old 05-19-2001, 07:31 PM   #224
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What are you Talking about that slime is always there! WAIT A SECOND perhaps i shouldnt have said that. Stop staring at me like that dammit! its embaressing anyway ill kick the bushy eyebrowed ones ass PIPE OR NO PIPE

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Old 05-19-2001, 07:32 PM   #225
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Originally posted by BladeMaster:
While you guys have been talking about Elminster. He was listening to every word you guys said about him. All of a sudden you guys feel something slimey in your trousers. All of a sudden you see green ooze running down your legs and you guys scream in terror and run through the doors to get outside.

Those std's can be a real problem.
Ive never been one for genital hygiene.
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Old 05-19-2001, 07:34 PM   #226
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Do you guys know the Elminster has beaten Shadowmasters which are more powerful that what you guys are susjesting.

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Old 05-19-2001, 07:36 PM   #227
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"Hey rookies elminster can hear when people talk smack about him if you mention his name.....do it like this.....a CERTAIN old man sitting in a corner with a winged elf is a WUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSY"

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Old 05-19-2001, 07:37 PM   #228
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Caleb wasnt vague enough in his taunts and is now being telikenetically tossed about the room.

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Old 05-19-2001, 07:39 PM   #229
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Anyway you should all know elminster isnt real hes just A MASTURBATORY AID FOR ED GREENWOOD he dosnt like girls just stats thats all he does all day long make up new abilities fo elminster (they were awful novels 2)

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Old 05-19-2001, 07:40 PM   #230
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LOL

If we all band together I think we could take him.

I'll nab his colostemy bag while you get the zimmer frame!
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