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Old 05-05-2001, 03:19 PM   #81
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2 cops are walking on the railway line, between the rails.
- Hey, why don't we walk to that point where the 2 rails meet?
- OK.
They set off and after a while the second cop looks back.
- Hey you idiot, we've gone past it already!
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Old 05-05-2001, 03:42 PM   #82
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2 cops are walking along the road and one of them finds a mirror, looks into it:
- Hmm, what a familiar face, I've seen it before somewhere!
- Let's have a look.... of course you have, it's me you idiot!
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Old 05-05-2001, 03:46 PM   #83
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A cop is walking along the beach and finds an oil lamp. He rubs it and a mighty genie is released:
- My dear master, for releasing me, I grant you 2 wishes!
The cop is thirsty, so he asks for a beer glass that never runs out of beer. He drinks and drinks but the beer never runs out. He turns it upside down and the beer flows out, but still doesn't run out.
- Wow, this is bloody good! I want another one of these!
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Old 05-06-2001, 10:33 AM   #84
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I can't believe that the number of ppl interested in humour is so few. What is the world coming to?
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Old 05-07-2001, 06:23 PM   #85
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One last little bump...
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Old 05-09-2001, 06:37 AM   #86
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Originally posted by Vaskez:
I can't believe that the number of ppl interested in humour is so few. What is the world coming to?
I'v been reading them. so bump

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