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Old 09-18-2005, 01:30 PM   #1
Jack Burton

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Received in my email about having to live life from the start to the beginning. Translated from hungarian by me.

The worst thing in life is the end. A hard thing. It takes a lot of time, and what do you get at the end? You die. Would this be the reward? Death is a bonus, or what? You should die first, get it done with. Then would come the home for old people. Then when you are young enough, they kick you out. You get a golden watch. You go to work. You work fourty years until you are young enough to retire and enjoy life. You party, drink, try drugs. In the meantime you get ready for school - university, secondary school and finally primary school. Then you'll be a small kid, and play as much as you want. There would be no weight on your shoulders at all. Then you go into a warm place, where you spend your last nine months floating, and get well rested. Then you leave the world in a huge, ecstatic orgasm.

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Old 09-18-2005, 01:36 PM   #2
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I think that was a George Carlin routine.

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Old 09-18-2005, 04:54 PM   #3
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Old 09-18-2005, 06:46 PM   #4
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Hahaha, I approve!
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Old 09-19-2005, 06:21 AM   #5
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Better Than Life?
Say say, oh playmate
i cannot play with you
my dolly's got the flu
boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
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