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Wyvern · 06-04-2005, 06:34 PM

WANTED:

A groundskeeper for the City of Arindale and Ulm.

Main focus of job: mow the lawn

the mighty stamar · 06-04-2005, 07:22 PM

ROFL

actually all three cities in the game are sort of devoid of um..... people so youre job opening might go unfilled for a while.

Wyvern · 06-04-2005, 08:42 PM

I don't know if it's because I chose and elf - but this dratted grass is TALL!! I don't mind it out in the wilderness but in the towns well - there's a lack of civic pride, I guess.

Bungleau · 06-04-2005, 11:27 PM

My current character is a human... and the grass is still really tall!

I also hate combat in the grass. I don't know what I'm battling against, since I can't see it...

On the plus side, I finally remembered to remap the A and D keys to be turn left/right instead of strafe left/right. Combat was getting pretty irritating... not to mention all that clicking! [img]graemlins/madhell.gif[/img]

As for me, I think I'm going to open up a furniture shop in Fargrove, with salespeople to travel everywhere else in the land. No one seems to be able to buy beds, or chairs, or tables, or dressers, or...

Dajjer · 06-05-2005, 12:53 AM

1000 dollar Reward

For information on the Blagard who stole all our stuff. And I mean all out stuff. It's embarrasing to be in business.

See Barkeep Arindale

Wyvern · 06-05-2005, 09:17 AM

Yard getting out of control??
Can't see what you're fighting?
Does it feel like a jungle out there??

Try Gladryl's "WEED BE GONE"

Guaranteed to cut that grass down to size!

Might also transport you unexpectedly to the forbidden lands. Gladryl LTD. makes no warranties as to the safety of our product. Use "as is" and at your own risk.

Wyvern · 06-05-2005, 09:20 AM

Giant Furniture Sale this weekend!

Amazingly LOW prices! Plenty of selection!

Beds! Chairs! Tables! Fireplace logs! Candles! Rugs! Curtains!

You name it, we've got it!

CASH AND CARRY! No checks or credit cards accepted!

Sale from 10AM to 5PM - Thieves' Den Arindale Wilderness

Dajjer · 06-05-2005, 11:35 AM

Citizens Advisory
By command of the King

Please keep all streets clear for upcoming parade.
While the time has not been exactly determined
we want to be able to start on a moments
notice. Guards & Citzen watchdogs will be
on the alert for scufflaws.

Bob Billson · 06-05-2005, 04:40 PM

!WARNING - ALL CITIZENS OF SKULLDOON!

We regret to inform you that the Minotaur gladiator (a.k.a. "Tiny') recently escaped from his invisible arena pen. We believe this occurred when the gatekeeper accidentally turned the invisible "pen release crank" instead of the invisible crank to the arena gate.

All citizens not fully armed with either weapon, nether magic, or foul-smelling liquor are required to retreat to their underground Minotaur Shelters until further notice.

By Order of His Excellency
Count Vartugg the Count of Counting

Bob Billson · 06-05-2005, 05:01 PM

[couldn't resist another]

HELP WANTED
LEAD ENGINEER - Moonbridge Dev. - Min 3-5 exp in glyph tech., rune magic, and architecture; bckgrnd in stonehenge theory a plus; looking to add 6 more bridges to complete original plan of 12; proposed sites include BF of Dead, Lake Lohr, Blck Swamp, relocation project to Skulldoon Proper, et al.; fair salar & exlnt benefits; full frnshd room & board at Ari.Inn (+ wrking fireplace). Pls send resume with any magic horn to Emindor, c/o Big Tower, 6 Main street, Arindale. NO DROP-INS ACCEPTED.

06-04-2005, 11:27 PM	#4
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	My current character is a human... and the grass is still really tall! I also hate combat in the grass. I don't know what I'm battling against, since I can't see it... On the plus side, I finally remembered to remap the A and D keys to be turn left/right instead of strafe left/right. Combat was getting pretty irritating... not to mention all that clicking! [img]graemlins/madhell.gif[/img] As for me, I think I'm going to open up a furniture shop in Fargrove, with salespeople to travel everywhere else in the land. No one seems to be able to buy beds, or chairs, or tables, or dressers, or... __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

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06-04-2005, 06:34 PM	#1
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	WANTED: A groundskeeper for the City of Arindale and Ulm. Main focus of job: mow the lawn

06-04-2005, 07:22 PM	#2
the mighty stamar Avatar Join Date: February 12, 2003 Location: hades Age: 53 Posts: 583	ROFL actually all three cities in the game are sort of devoid of um..... people so youre job opening might go unfilled for a while.

06-04-2005, 08:42 PM	#3
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	I don't know if it's because I chose and elf - but this dratted grass is TALL!! I don't mind it out in the wilderness but in the towns well - there's a lack of civic pride, I guess.

06-05-2005, 12:53 AM	#5
Dajjer The Magister Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: California Age: 74 Posts: 121	1000 dollar Reward For information on the Blagard who stole all our stuff. And I mean all out stuff. It's embarrasing to be in business. See Barkeep Arindale

06-05-2005, 09:17 AM	#6
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	Yard getting out of control?? Can't see what you're fighting? Does it feel like a jungle out there?? Try Gladryl's "WEED BE GONE" Guaranteed to cut that grass down to size! Might also transport you unexpectedly to the forbidden lands. Gladryl LTD. makes no warranties as to the safety of our product. Use "as is" and at your own risk.

06-05-2005, 09:20 AM	#7
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	Giant Furniture Sale this weekend! Amazingly LOW prices! Plenty of selection! Beds! Chairs! Tables! Fireplace logs! Candles! Rugs! Curtains! You name it, we've got it! CASH AND CARRY! No checks or credit cards accepted! Sale from 10AM to 5PM - Thieves' Den Arindale Wilderness

06-05-2005, 11:35 AM	#8
Dajjer The Magister Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: California Age: 74 Posts: 121	Citizens Advisory By command of the King Please keep all streets clear for upcoming parade. While the time has not been exactly determined we want to be able to start on a moments notice. Guards & Citzen watchdogs will be on the alert for scufflaws.

06-05-2005, 04:40 PM	#9
Bob Billson Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: July 18, 2002 Location: USA Age: 49 Posts: 13	!WARNING - ALL CITIZENS OF SKULLDOON! We regret to inform you that the Minotaur gladiator (a.k.a. "Tiny') recently escaped from his invisible arena pen. We believe this occurred when the gatekeeper accidentally turned the invisible "pen release crank" instead of the invisible crank to the arena gate. All citizens not fully armed with either weapon, nether magic, or foul-smelling liquor are required to retreat to their underground Minotaur Shelters until further notice. By Order of His Excellency Count Vartugg the Count of Counting

06-05-2005, 05:01 PM	#10
Bob Billson Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: July 18, 2002 Location: USA Age: 49 Posts: 13	[couldn't resist another] HELP WANTED LEAD ENGINEER - Moonbridge Dev. - Min 3-5 exp in glyph tech., rune magic, and architecture; bckgrnd in stonehenge theory a plus; looking to add 6 more bridges to complete original plan of 12; proposed sites include BF of Dead, Lake Lohr, Blck Swamp, relocation project to Skulldoon Proper, et al.; fair salar & exlnt benefits; full frnshd room & board at Ari.Inn (+ wrking fireplace). Pls send resume with any magic horn to Emindor, c/o Big Tower, 6 Main street, Arindale. NO DROP-INS ACCEPTED.

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