My toy is gone.....*sniff*

Mouse · 11-01-2003, 06:22 PM

My Lords, Ladies and gentlemen, gather ye round for a sorry tale.......

Today, at approximately 1.30 pm (GMT) Mouse parted company with his bright red 1991 Volkswagen Corrado G60.

It was a relationship built on his absolute devotion to her, but eventually even he could not deny the fact the she was the archetype of "high maintenence". He woke up today (slightly hungover - no change there

) and stumbled into her waiting embrace.

Slowly, he coaxed her to full responsiveness, only for her to flash a warning red glint back. He partook of professional councelling only to be told that her bottom end was beyond redemption and that she would need major surgery if she was ever to return to her previous frisky state.

Mouse hardened his heart and walked away.

The End *sob*

[ 11-01-2003, 08:26 PM: Message edited by: Mouse ]

Ladyzekke · 11-01-2003, 06:39 PM

Sorry to hear that Mouse

*HUGS*

johnny · 11-01-2003, 06:47 PM

Look at the bright side, you're about to roll into a new relationship. Maybe you find true love again.

Mouse · 11-01-2003, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
Look at the bright side, you're about to roll into a new relationship. Maybe you find true love again.

I am a fickle lover. Come here you saucy little Nissan Primera SRI

Davros · 11-01-2003, 07:18 PM

LOL - the Cassanova Rodent

- where will constancy niche itself next

LordKathen · 11-01-2003, 07:24 PM

Oh yes, she will be mine, oh yes....

Mitsubishi 3000GT MR Twin Turbo

Ronn_Bman · 11-01-2003, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mouse:
He partook of professional councelling only to be told that her bottom end was beyond redemption

After a professional evaluation, I realized this problem was the exact cause for my leaving my first wife. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mouse, while I lack you're devotion, I DO feel your pain; it is so hard to release the past, but trust me brother, upgrading your model is the true path to enlightenment.

[ 11-01-2003, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ]

wellard · 11-02-2003, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:

quote:
Originally posted by Mouse:
He partook of professional councelling only to be told that her bottom end was beyond redemption

After a professional evaluation, I realized this problem was the exact cause for my leaving my first wife. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mouse, while I lack you're devotion, I DO feel your pain; it is so hard to release the past, but trust me brother, upgrading your model is the true path to enlightenment. [/QUOTE]LMAO Ronn_Bman

Ive just spluttered beer all over the moniter [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img]

Zuvio · 11-02-2003, 10:31 AM

Nice wheels bro! Sorry bout your loss though

[ 11-02-2003, 10:35 AM: Message edited by: Zuvio ]

Bozos of Bones · 11-02-2003, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LordKathen:
Oh yes, she will be mine, oh yes....

Mitsubishi 3000GT MR Twin Turbo

Sorry to bring this up but...

"BAD NEWS, GUYS. WE NEED DONATIONS BAD!"

You're not getting a quarter out of me!

Anyways, sorry for your loss. I hope your new love will be all the last one wasn't.

11-01-2003, 06:22 PM	#1
Mouse Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,788	My Lords, Ladies and gentlemen, gather ye round for a sorry tale....... Today, at approximately 1.30 pm (GMT) Mouse parted company with his bright red 1991 Volkswagen Corrado G60. It was a relationship built on his absolute devotion to her, but eventually even he could not deny the fact the she was the archetype of "high maintenence". He woke up today (slightly hungover - no change there ) and stumbled into her waiting embrace. Slowly, he coaxed her to full responsiveness, only for her to flash a warning red glint back. He partook of professional councelling only to be told that her bottom end was beyond redemption and that she would need major surgery if she was ever to return to her previous frisky state. Mouse hardened his heart and walked away. The End sob [ 11-01-2003, 08:26 PM: Message edited by: Mouse ] __________________ Regards Mouse (Occasional crooner and all round friendly Scottish rodent)

11-01-2003, 06:39 PM	#2
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Sorry to hear that Mouse HUGS __________________ Reality Show Recaps

11-01-2003, 06:47 PM	#3
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Look at the bright side, you're about to roll into a new relationship. Maybe you find true love again. __________________

11-01-2003, 07:18 PM	#5
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	LOL - the Cassanova Rodent - where will constancy niche itself next __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

11-01-2003, 07:24 PM	#6
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	Oh yes, she will be mine, oh yes.... Mitsubishi 3000GT MR Twin Turbo __________________

11-02-2003, 10:31 AM	#9
Zuvio Gold Dragon Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: Blessed are those who are not.... Age: 42 Posts: 2,556	Nice wheels bro! Sorry bout your loss though [ 11-02-2003, 10:35 AM: Message edited by: Zuvio ] __________________ [img]\"http://img121.exs.cx/img121/4236/zuviodemonnoname2hf.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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