Why I wish I were Canadian - Page 3

True_Moose · 10-28-2002, 09:48 PM

Ha, it seems Brett Hull is not actually an American. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Iron_Ranger · 10-28-2002, 09:52 PM

Yeah he was born in Ontario. In all honesty, I dont know why he claims to be an American. Was Bobby Hull an american? Ah well, I certaintly dont mind it

True_Moose · 10-28-2002, 09:54 PM

The actual story is that Dave King passed him over for one of the Canada Cup teams, and since his mom was American, and they offered him a position, he played for 'em.

antryg · 10-28-2002, 09:56 PM

Will every Canadian please pm me that I may individually e-mail you and proclaim that the Northern Lights is just the gleam from your smile and that clean streets are next to godliness. Really; I think all Canadians are "special".

*sigh* I'm going to need more Canadian beer.

Iron_Ranger · 10-28-2002, 09:57 PM

Yeah I figured it was something like that. Nice to have him aboard. Too bad he doesnt play for the Stars anymore, that ruled

Lord Lothar · 10-28-2002, 09:58 PM

Quote:

*sigh* I'm going to need more Canadian beer.

*tosses some good old Canadian beer to antryg* [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img]

Spelca · 10-29-2002, 12:34 AM

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http://www.standonguard.com/index2.html
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sageridder · 10-29-2002, 02:35 AM

THE GOOD

Tuborg gold
Brador
Cold air is good when hung over, hot air [img]graemlins/2puke.gif[/img]
The ongoing joke that Canadian bacon isn't ham still fools Americans
John candy
Second city televison
Kids in the hall
They still have hash ... Ummm hash browns yeah that's the ticket
Canadian women are the best lovers
Even miller,bud,and other blah beers have have higher alcohol then U.S. malt liquor
C.H.O.M. radio
Many areas are still in the 1980's

THE BAD

Many areas are still in the 1980's
Canadian women make the best fatal attractions
Lumberjacks a race of giants that can outdrink even our champion LOA with axes,that no matter what you do the girl your hitting on is one of thier girlfriends
Grade B tobbaco cigs
Speaking French
Much of my family lives there (what ain't cajin anyway, but thats a whole other problem)
Only 3 months that aren't winter
Don't even lie even if you don't say it you know a few people that say Aboot

But don't be too smug Canucks, as was pointed out in my favorite kids in the hall skit rember without the the Monarchy you would just be polite Americans. [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img]

[ 10-29-2002, 02:39 AM: Message edited by: sageridder ]

Ronn_Bman · 10-29-2002, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by antryg:

5. Fed Ex can get me habenero's and tequilla

Ok, I've changed my mind! I'm not coming despite the ta-kill-ya delivery.

**see other Canadian post***

Gammit · 10-29-2002, 11:14 AM

There's a reason that we call states we don't like "the Canada of the Union." (mostly referring to states that have little to see when you drive through them save for flat, brown land, and a town every hour or so). Ok, joking aside, the reasons Canada is so great:
1.) better Casino
2.) three words: The Beer Store
3.) "foreign" women
4.) awesome camping grounds (area around Bancroft being my favorite)

And two things I dislike:
1.) pountine?
2.) sweet-tasting ketchup

10-28-2002, 09:48 PM	#21
True_Moose Gold Dragon Join Date: June 18, 2002 Location: Wolfville, NS / Calgary, AB Age: 36 Posts: 2,563	Ha, it seems Brett Hull is not actually an American. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/true_moose/Siggy.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

10-28-2002, 09:52 PM	#22
Iron_Ranger Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 18, 2002 Location: Where Eagles Dare Age: 36 Posts: 1,391	Yeah he was born in Ontario. In all honesty, I dont know why he claims to be an American. Was Bobby Hull an american? Ah well, I certaintly dont mind it __________________ <br />[url]\"http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-bin/ouapforum/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi\" target=\"_blank\">Once Upon A Paper</a><br />Living on a razors edge<br />Balancing on ledge<br />Living on a razors edge

10-28-2002, 09:54 PM	#23
True_Moose Gold Dragon Join Date: June 18, 2002 Location: Wolfville, NS / Calgary, AB Age: 36 Posts: 2,563	The actual story is that Dave King passed him over for one of the Canada Cup teams, and since his mom was American, and they offered him a position, he played for 'em. __________________ [img]\"http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/true_moose/Siggy.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

10-28-2002, 09:56 PM	#24
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	Will every Canadian please pm me that I may individually e-mail you and proclaim that the Northern Lights is just the gleam from your smile and that clean streets are next to godliness. Really; I think all Canadians are "special". sigh I'm going to need more Canadian beer. __________________

10-28-2002, 09:57 PM	#25
Iron_Ranger Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 18, 2002 Location: Where Eagles Dare Age: 36 Posts: 1,391	Yeah I figured it was something like that. Nice to have him aboard. Too bad he doesnt play for the Stars anymore, that ruled __________________ <br />[url]\"http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-bin/ouapforum/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi\" target=\"_blank\">Once Upon A Paper</a><br />Living on a razors edge<br />Balancing on ledge<br />Living on a razors edge

10-29-2002, 12:34 AM	#27
Spelca Emerald Dragon Join Date: January 3, 2002 Location: From Slovenia, in Sweden Age: 42 Posts: 931	[img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] http://www.standonguard.com/index2.html [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ At one time or another there will be a choice: you or the wall. (J. Winterson)

10-29-2002, 02:35 AM	#28
sageridder Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: March 28, 2001 Location: rensselaer,n.y. u.s.a Age: 56 Posts: 677	THE GOOD Tuborg gold Brador Cold air is good when hung over, hot air [img]graemlins/2puke.gif[/img] The ongoing joke that Canadian bacon isn't ham still fools Americans John candy Second city televison Kids in the hall They still have hash ... Ummm hash browns yeah that's the ticket Canadian women are the best lovers Even miller,bud,and other blah beers have have higher alcohol then U.S. malt liquor C.H.O.M. radio Many areas are still in the 1980's THE BAD Many areas are still in the 1980's Canadian women make the best fatal attractions Lumberjacks a race of giants that can outdrink even our champion LOA with axes,that no matter what you do the girl your hitting on is one of thier girlfriends Grade B tobbaco cigs Speaking French Much of my family lives there (what ain't cajin anyway, but thats a whole other problem) Only 3 months that aren't winter Don't even lie even if you don't say it you know a few people that say Aboot But don't be too smug Canucks, as was pointed out in my favorite kids in the hall skit rember without the the Monarchy you would just be polite Americans. [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] [ 10-29-2002, 02:39 AM: Message edited by: sageridder ] __________________ Trust is indeed a shiny jewel,set in the stone of friendship.And much like any other stone can be use to crush the skulls of those unsuspecting.To clear the path for me to claim my rightful place as master of all I survey. Play games win prizes completely free. http://teet.net/af/bd395b7216 So far I've won an 8gb ipod nano and an acer inspire netbook

10-29-2002, 11:14 AM	#30
Gammit Elminster Join Date: October 26, 2001 Location: Sterling Heights, MI, USA Age: 46 Posts: 477	There's a reason that we call states we don't like "the Canada of the Union." (mostly referring to states that have little to see when you drive through them save for flat, brown land, and a town every hour or so). Ok, joking aside, the reasons Canada is so great: 1.) better Casino 2.) three words: The Beer Store 3.) "foreign" women 4.) awesome camping grounds (area around Bancroft being my favorite) And two things I dislike: 1.) pountine? 2.) sweet-tasting ketchup __________________ IW resident science and mathematics teacher<br /><br />\"No, no, you\'re not thinking; you\'re just being logical.\"<br />-Niels Bohr

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