OK this is proper humour :D - Page 7

Drake · 05-04-2001, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:
The cop's learning maths and one day he comes home with a glowing face and turns to his wife:
- Woman, mathematics is amazing! What do you say to this: 5-7+2 =0!
- ??!
- I'll say it again. 5-7+2=0. Isn't that simply amazing?
- I don't get it, says the wife, - but give me an example
- Listen woman. A bus is going towards its final stop carrying 5 passengers. At the final stop, 7 people get off. Well of course 2 people have to get on before that damn bus is empty!!

LOL

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Drake A.K.A. bocaj

Drake · 05-04-2001, 08:04 AM

After espying a beautiful blond walking by a man says to God, "God, why
did you make blondes so beautiful?"

God responded, "So you would love her."

"But God", The man replied, "Why did you make her so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you."

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Drake A.K.A. bocaj

Vaskez · 05-04-2001, 11:45 AM

Finally Drake, someone else apart from me is posting some non-criminally bad jokes

Vaskez · 05-04-2001, 11:47 AM

Cop car arrives at a red light.
- Look, it's red!
- Yes, it's very nice!
- And now it's red and yellow at the same time!
- That's beautiful!
- Now it's green.
- Astounding!
- Yellow.
- What variation!
- Red!
- Ok let's go, we've seen this one already.

Vaskez · 05-04-2001, 09:54 PM

B
U
M
P

caleb · 05-05-2001, 12:16 AM

A guy is walking home and he see's a building on fire with a woman and her baby trapped up there. She wants to throw her baby down to the fireman but the fireman wont take the chance so the guy tells the firefighters he is a football player and could make the catch so they agree to it and the woman throws her baby down. Sure enough he catchs it......then he runs 100 yards and spikes it.

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Meet my lawyer.

Drake · 05-05-2001, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:
Finally Drake, someone else apart from me is posting some non-criminally bad jokes

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Drake A.K.A. bocaj

Drake · 05-05-2001, 03:12 AM

Two blondes went shopping one day. They got done shopping and
went out to their brand new, cherry red convertible. They got to
the car and noticed that they had locked their keys in the car.
So they tried to think of a way to get the keys out. After
trying for an hour and a half, one blonde notices that there is
a rainstorm coming and says, "You better hurry up because it is
gonna rain and the top is down!"

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Drake A.K.A. bocaj

Drake · 05-05-2001, 03:15 AM

A blonde walks up to a coke machine in Vegas. She puts in some
quarters, out pops a coke, she puts is some more quarters. She
keeps doing this, time and time again. Eventually a man comes up
behind her and wants to use the machine. He waits patiently for
a while and then finally taps her on the shoulder. "Excuse me
Miss, can I use the machine?" The blonde turns around and says,
"■■■■ off, can't you see I'm winning?!"

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Drake A.K.A. bocaj

Drake · 05-05-2001, 03:16 AM

Q: How do u keep a blonde amused for hours?

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05-04-2001, 08:04 AM	#62
Drake Baaz Draconian Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: ? Age: 40 Posts: 729	After espying a beautiful blond walking by a man says to God, "God, why did you make blondes so beautiful?" God responded, "So you would love her." "But God", The man replied, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God replies, "So she would love you." ------------------ Drake A.K.A. bocaj

05-04-2001, 11:45 AM	#63
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Finally Drake, someone else apart from me is posting some non-criminally bad jokes

05-04-2001, 11:47 AM	#64
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Cop car arrives at a red light. - Look, it's red! - Yes, it's very nice! - And now it's red and yellow at the same time! - That's beautiful! - Now it's green. - Astounding! - Yellow. - What variation! - Red! - Ok let's go, we've seen this one already.

05-04-2001, 09:54 PM	#65
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	B U M P

05-05-2001, 12:16 AM	#66
caleb Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: April 10, 2001 Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A. Age: 39 Posts: 2,615	A guy is walking home and he see's a building on fire with a woman and her baby trapped up there. She wants to throw her baby down to the fireman but the fireman wont take the chance so the guy tells the firefighters he is a football player and could make the catch so they agree to it and the woman throws her baby down. Sure enough he catchs it......then he runs 100 yards and spikes it. ------------------ Meet my lawyer.

05-05-2001, 03:12 AM	#68
Drake Baaz Draconian Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: ? Age: 40 Posts: 729	Two blondes went shopping one day. They got done shopping and went out to their brand new, cherry red convertible. They got to the car and noticed that they had locked their keys in the car. So they tried to think of a way to get the keys out. After trying for an hour and a half, one blonde notices that there is a rainstorm coming and says, "You better hurry up because it is gonna rain and the top is down!" ------------------ Drake A.K.A. bocaj

05-05-2001, 03:15 AM	#69
Drake Baaz Draconian Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: ? Age: 40 Posts: 729	A blonde walks up to a coke machine in Vegas. She puts in some quarters, out pops a coke, she puts is some more quarters. She keeps doing this, time and time again. Eventually a man comes up behind her and wants to use the machine. He waits patiently for a while and then finally taps her on the shoulder. "Excuse me Miss, can I use the machine?" The blonde turns around and says, "■■■■ off, can't you see I'm winning?!" ------------------ Drake A.K.A. bocaj

05-05-2001, 03:16 AM	#70
Drake Baaz Draconian Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: ? Age: 40 Posts: 729	Q: How do u keep a blonde amused for hours? A: Scroll Down \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| Scroll Up ------------------ Drake A.K.A. bocaj

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