The Boogre Bar 4

[bsftcs]

Up ahead in the distance I saw the light streaming out in the narrow cave passage from the bar. I heard the merry din and laughter of old friends reminiscing after ages of not having seen one another. Already I could tell that my plan had worked, and that the Boogre Bar had once again become the centre of gossip reminiscence of all the Gael Serran.
Walking up to the bar counter I blushed slightly as I realized what a mistake I had made the other day... "I am so sorry I did not recognize you, Jafin, I simply do not know what became of me, but perhaps it was all because I was so depressed by the desolation of your fine bar. My eyes were all blurred with the tears that I had tried so desperately to keep back. I do hope you can forgive my terrible mistake???". "Oh... and by the way: A decaffeinated Mana Max Potion, please!"

[Dandad]

Dear friends, lords, ladies, fellow adventures and clansmen; ye noble heroes of varied foreign visage from far flung origins: I greet you all. I beg you to delve deeply into your gallant souls and display a gracious tolerance ........
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Dandad

[macoati]

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Macoati screams as he runs towards the back door.

"He's at it again! Somebody! Anybody! Please, make it stop! Oh please...please, make it stop."

*A quiet whimper escapes his lips as he is trapped by the fluidity of the words. His eyes glaze over and drool begins to seep from his mouth*

[ 02-08-2003, 08:41 PM: Message edited by: macoati ]

[bsftcs]

Ahhh. Meeting all you fine people here sure is a treat. I just dropped by for a decaffeinated Mana Max Potion to ensure that this topic would keep on popping up on top. And once again: My apologies for my mistake earlier this week, Jafin.

[LiOnHe@rT]

wow, it's getting even more chaotic in here lately.........guess i'll juz get myself a drink......

[Dandad]

Dear friends, lords, ladies, fellow adventures and clansmen; ye noble heroes of varied foreign visage from far flung origins: I greet you all .................
Dear friends, lords, ladies, fellow adventures and clansmen; ye noble heroes of varied foreign visage from far flung origins: I greet you all .................
Dear friends, lords, ladies, fellow adventures and clansmen; ye noble heroes of varied foreign visage from far flung origins: I greet you all .................

There, at last the foul fiend's infection has run its course and is finally finished, cleansed, purified, purged and ............. Hello, anybody there? Where are you? You can come out now!

Dandad

[macoati]

*Macoati's mouth slowly closes. His hand reaches up to his face and comes away wet. Eyes still glazed he stares at his hand not understanding the presence of moisture.*

"Uh, could somebody explain why I'm lying on the floor without a hangover?"

*Macoati rises stiffly to his feet and approaches the bar*

"Jafin, my tongue seems to be a bit dry", he croaks. "Would you mind filling up a couple pitchers for me?"

[Bungleau]

*Comes out, removing wax plugs from his ears. Glances at his timepiece*

Over forty-eight hours... hmmmm.... not bad for a Sebastio recovery.

You must have talked with him about just one quest, Dandad. If you get two or three quests in a day's time, you're usually useless for a week or more, and we have to bind you, gag you, and stick you in the Boogre Bar cellars until it runs its course.

Next time, try a pair of these wax earplugs. They help to minimize the amount of sound that actually gets through, and may be just the thing between you and your sanity. And ours, for that matter.

Jafin! A mug of something soothing for Dandad, if you please. Gotta get that nasty taste out of his mouth, I expect.

[Dandad]

I thank you my lords for your exceeding great concern and generous offers of remedial refreshment. I must confess that even yet I am plagued by curious and most strangely insistent urges to further indulge in grandiloquent linguistic intercourse; to narrate with appropriate eloquent flourishes how the effusive elocutions of the sermonising Sebastio.....................My aplogies I must curtail this most elevating discourse since my most beautious spouse demands my presence.

Dandad.

[bsftcs]

In the taverns of Valeia, Ishad N'ha, and Brimloch Roon, there is a sign above the counter saying: "No pixies". What is your attitude to this discriminating message, and what is your policy towards pixies, Jafin?
Pixies are not bad they just have a very small body mass which causes them to get drunk quite often. This of course often results in a brawl. Furthermore they often steal, and they are quite difficult to catch when they have taken to their wings. But they are really okay. I mean deep down they are really okay. Honestly, they are. I am not kidding... I think...

[ 02-10-2003, 12:21 PM: Message edited by: bsftcs ]