05-11-2002, 04:21 PM | #11 |
Unicorn
Join Date: May 14, 2002
Location: Oklahoma, USA
Age: 33
Posts: 4,238
|
...........................................riiiiii iight next question infact no more questions!And what does bumping mean!?
__________________
\"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi |
05-11-2002, 09:00 PM | #12 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: January 9, 2002
Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia
Age: 36
Posts: 3,337
|
LMAO! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Very good [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
|
05-11-2002, 09:07 PM | #13 |
Gold Dragon
Join Date: March 29, 2002
Location: Canada
Age: 51
Posts: 2,534
|
Billy is playing in his field one day and he notices a man running through the grass a few fields down. The man's running very fast, hoping over fences as he goes. He hops over a fence and Billy notices that he lands on a pitchfork and gets it right up the a$$.
Billy goes racing back to the house screaming at the top of his lungs. "Mommy, Mommy I just saw a man fall on a pitchfork and it went right up his a$$" His Mommy looks at him sternly, "Billy! We don't use that language in the house. It's rectum, dear." Billy looks at his mother. "Rectum, it f**king near killed him!"
__________________
It\'s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye...then it becomes a sport.<br /> [img]\"http://members.shaw.ca/mtholdings/bsmeter.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
My own little joke thread. | Sythe | General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) | 20 | 12-15-2003 07:11 PM |
Another Bad Joke Thread (But these are REALLY bad) | Beaumanoir | General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) | 26 | 03-03-2003 05:05 PM |
Resurrecting the Joke thread... heh heh heh | Charean | General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) | 11 | 04-27-2002 05:31 AM |
Joke Thread!!! | Beltazar | General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) | 3 | 04-24-2002 04:25 PM |
Today's Joke Thread !!!! | RudeDawg | General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) | 1 | 06-12-2001 10:04 AM |