100 reasons why its good to be a guy

[Wah]

THIS THREAD THIS IS GREAT!!

Some of the things do apply to me - especially the bathroom one.
Then it smells of flowers and I have a shower with a gas mask on - j/k!

Don't forget that guys can also look dead intelligent just by holding a book in their hands (yes, I've done it!)

And nodding your head during football matches gets you praises for being a good listener. (just don't hang around for the consolidation afterwards - :hehe



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Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

Here we go (compiled with help of work colleagues/girlfriend) with the first instalment:

1) A woman is obsessed with neatness. After 3 kids, this becomes survival

2) The man has to be FIRST in the bathroom, or they can forget about getting to work on time

3) Same goes for the telephone

4) Even if the man owns the house, they lose control of the kitchen

5) the man must comment positively on even the slightest change in the woman

6) No more beers in the fridge - sob!

7) Cannot watch a film all the way through anymore - woman keeps flipping between channels

8) Unless it's a romance/family entertainment/music show - then it stays there

9) The bathroom always smells of her favourite scent (the bedroom too)

10) Do not speak unless given permission. She has monopolised this.

11) Explain where you go every time you go out. Give hourly updates as if you were in the SAS

12) The birds are tweeting, the kids outside playing, whining in your left ear

13) There's barely room in the wardrobe for just HER clothes now. The man needs to cut down?

14) The man must now have a bath EVERY day, not just once a week

15) You need to develop defensive mechanisms - lazy arse! If it's a pain to get you off the settee, she'll stop trying eventually!

proof that women are evil, go here

http://www.btinternet.com/~lizardkin...n_are_evil.jpg

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Holy Avenger of the OHF and part time Pinguindiebjäger

[caleb]

If you dont get the binder joke then lets just say your problem wasnt BIG enough.

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Welcome to hell.

Originally posted by caleb: If you dont get the binder joke then lets just say your problem wasnt BIG enough.

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I understand it. Binders weren't good enough. We needed sports bags for school

And now for the reasons:
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1) A woman is obsessed with neatness. Otherwise, men would live in dumps

2) The man has to be FIRST in the bathroom, or they can forget about getting to work on time
All they do is a quick shave and slash (not simultaneously)
3) Same goes for the telephone
Men talk about bugger all anyway
4) Even if the man owns the house, they lose control of the kitchen
Because men mess up the floor, walls and ceiling otherwise
5) the man must comment positively on even the slightest change in the woman
OR ELSE!!!
6) No more beers in the fridge - sob!
More room for FOOD
7) Cannot watch a film all the way through anymore - woman keeps flipping between channels
not sure why this is
8) Unless it's a romance/family entertainment/music show - then it stays there
oh well, back to the computer
9) The bathroom always smells of her favourite scent (the bedroom too)
better than the man's farts and microwave meals
10) Do not speak unless given permission. She has monopolised this.
because the man talks crap
11) Explain where you go every time you go out. Give hourly updates as if you were in the SAS
too right
12) The birds are tweeting, the kids outside playing, whining in your left ear
because you villated one of the above rules
13) There's barely room in the wardrobe for just HER clothes now. The man needs to cut down?
he wears the same shirt all week anyway
14) The man must now have a bath EVERY day, not just once a week
not necessarily a bad thing
15) You need to develop defensive mechanisms - lazy arse! If it's a pain to get you off the settee, she'll stop trying eventually!
woman's defense: tears!

[caleb]

Originally posted by Lord Shield: Originally posted by caleb: If you dont get the binder joke then lets just say your problem wasnt BIG enough. . I understand it. Binders weren't good enough. We needed sports bags for school

I wonder if anyone has tried going to school in tights and when they get that problem they smile and say "Yeah so what your just jealous yours aint that big" that would be the shiznicks.


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Welcome to hell.

[Black Knight]

Originally posted by caleb: If you dont get the binder joke then lets just say your problem wasnt BIG enough.

Ouch...hehe

BK