Testing Sig

[Wah]

Hands off the dragon, Wah. He's MINE and I'm rather possessive. (she said with deadly calm) Sheesh, do I have to get tough, or what? Now where did I put that polymorph Lich and other undead to schoolmarm spell? BWAHAHAHAHA

Wah: Casts Imprisonment: Puffy (TOO LATE CLOUDY! HAHAH!)

Yikes!! I better get outta here! Looks like something's not right here.....
What is this......I FeEl So DiZzY (ugh)

(Wah looks up at a GIANT Puffy!)

Puffy: Look's who's eating who now eh! HAHAHAHAH!
Wah: EEEKKK! Don't eat me! I'm only skin and bones!

Puffy: That's what they *ALL* say, lich.
Puffy: You might be past your USE BY date, but I fancy a tasty lich anytime!

Wah: *sigh* - I guess no one gets away from that Damnable Storm Witch.

Cloudy: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!"

Wah: Zut! Je ne comprend pas! C'est ne pas possible? Un Lich parle a Francais?
Wah: "CLOUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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Greetings mortals, my name is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Wah: Wah: Casts Imprisonment: Puffy (TOO LATE CLOUDY! HAHAH!) Yikes!! I better get outta here! Looks like something's not right here..... What is this......I FeEl So DiZzY (ugh) (Wah looks up at a GIANT Puffy!) Puffy: Look's who's eating who now eh! HAHAHAHAH! Wah: EEEKKK! Don't eat me! I'm only skin and bones! Puffy: That's what they *ALL* say, lich. Puffy: You might be past your USE BY date, but I fancy a tasty lich anytime! Wah: *sigh* - I guess no one gets away from that Damnable Storm Witch. Cloudy: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!" Wah: Zut! Je ne comprend pas! C'est ne pas possible? Un Lich parle a Francais? Wah: "CLOUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Cloudy: WAH I WARNED YOU (lightning strikes close to the lich)

Wah: AI AI AI...OW OW OW

Cloudy: Now purrrtyPufferkins, don't deepfry the nice Lich...we can make him mend his ways!
Puffy: RRRRRRUMBLE...i just want a tiny taste (whines)

Cloudy: NOW NOW! Remember the vet said no inbetween meal snacks Puffers, your getting ...er... a bit BIG! (looks up and smiles sweetly) Go back to Jerome, now...there's a good Puffedwuffykins!

Wah: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOW! Uh, is it gone yet?

Cloudy: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight

[Jerome]

Deep in Jeromes dark castle, the dark lord sits, rather ordinarly reading the paper in his own evil way. Suddenly his cup of coffee starts to shake violently, as does the rest of his humble abode. Puzzled, Jerome walks to the window and draws back a curtain alowing a beam of light to enter his pitch black domain. Or the light would have entered had it not been blocked by a huge eye, belonging to none less than Jeromes *pet*. Puffy.


Jerome: HOLY CRAP! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU MY POOR LITTLE, ERM, BIG DRAGON!
Puffy: Remember when you had me neutered? its payback time...
Jerome: get your claws off of me you oversized lizard! Im your master.... i can control you....(continues to protest as he is shoved in Puffy's mouth)
Puffy: Hmmm, dry, stringy....needs salt...thats the last time i have an evil overlord between meals....


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Jerome, Arch Nemisis of the OHF

[Cloudbringer]

ROTFL!!!

PUFFYKINS! Put the evil overload down this instant! You KNOW it'll give you indigestion! *StormQueen throws a nice banana soufle and rhina beast stew to the littlebitty HUMUNGOUS Dragon.*


CB

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight

[This message has been edited by Cloudbringer (edited 04-03-2001).]

[Jerome]

Along with a large amount of dragon siliva, Jerome is shot out of the dragons innards, and deposited on the ground.

Jerome: "Cloudy! You rescued me!...not that i needed it of course....but YOU! DRAGON! you'll feel my wrath before the day is out!"
Puffy:*Bends down and locks eyes with Jerome.*
Jerome: "Okay, okay, i was just leaving anyway..." *runs and cowers behind nearby boulder*

CB: Awwww! Whos a cut little dwagypuffs? come and let me rub your scaly belly.
Puffy: *obeys*
CB: now, i'll just turn you back to your rightful size.... there we go!
Jerome: NOW, MY REVENGE WILL BE SATED!
CB: Lightining bolt: Jerome

Thus fried, Jerome retreats to his dark sanctuary, to treat his various second and third degree burns....


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Jerome, Arch Nemisis of the OHF

[Wah]

Wah: Hey don't forget me you creep! You may be fine but I look like a pipsqueak!!

Jerome: Take a look at me Arch-Lich!!
Wah: How did you do that?
Jerome: Pretty simple - you just stand under there and you'll see.
Wah: Okay

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Jerome: WOW!! A DROW LICH!!
Wah: My robes.............my "Robes Of Wah!!"
Jerome: Yer don't need it, it was beginning to get too fat for you anyway.
Wah: I paid Elminster 1000000 quid for that robe!

Jerome: Ooooops, I think Puffy didn't mean it did he?


Wah: *sigh*.........Have you got a ticket to Ust Natha Jerome?




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Greetings mortals, my name is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

[Jerome]

Well, we could walk or take the Dragon....[looks to puffy].....do YOU want to ask him?

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You want a quote? YOU CANT HANDLE THE QUOTE!

[Wah]

Wah: Takes Fire Extingusiher

C'mon you big piece of crap - I may only look like your grandfather but I show you my tough side any day!!

Puffy: HUH?
Wah: Oh god my hands are aching, i better put this fire extinguisher down.

Puffy:

Wah: That wasn't funny - Casts TENSOR's TRANSFORMATION.......



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Greetings mortals, my name is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

[Jerome]

Sorry, but puff's been taken away to a new owner..... we'll all miss him.

My new sig is up though, but its a bit "darker" than puff....

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Dont be afraid of the Darkness....be afraid of what it hides

[Wah]

Are you sure that isn't him hiding there in the dark?

Er.........by the way - what is that.....thing?

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Greetings mortals, my name is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.